Here Comes The New Year:
Three-Hundred and Sixty-Five
Broken Resolu (tions!)

I Like The Police
Especially When One Says
"I have The HANDCUFFS"...

I Gave Her My Heart
"Handle-with-Care" I told Her
(NEXT-Time: "BUBBLEWRAP".)

She Loves like a Squid:
A Control-Freak, 8-Arms-Strong
Squeezing Out My Ink


God I Believe-In
Doesn't Look a BIT like Me:
(She's Still Evolving)

Yes, We Have Problems:
You Won't Listen to Me &
I've Nothing to Say

We Quest for Beauty:
You Like to Probe My Soul's Depths
I Settle for Thighs

Here We Are Again:
SHOULD Sweep You Up in My Arms
But I've Gotta Pee...

I Like Fresh Popcorn
& It's EXTRA Fun When My
Cat Thinks It Wants Some.

Haikus Get Boring
Guess I'll Turn On The TV
& Get Me a Life!