I think you need one word change to make 'er great, Scottie. Instead of:

Haiku? Oh, Haiku!...go with...Haiku, NO, Haiku!

I've actually heard people down here where we live use 3 syllables, eb. As in..Puh-ray-er. smile

Well, one thing positive about this haiku stuff....it sure gets some quick responses. Guess the man was right..."Brevity IS the soul of wit!"