Hi BBStan,

That Derek sure stirs up a lotta sh....FUN 'round here. grin

Positively unpuritanical and hilarious.

Just one little knit

Can Come Callin' WHEN YOU CAN'T SEE 'EM!

And here's an especially pearly perl:

BRIDGE)
My Wife wants to Call Ol' Mabel UP & Give Her a Piece of Her Mind
But I Consoled, "Keep it Under-Control", "It's BEST to leave this ALL BEHIND..."

Happy Day After Thanksgiving. And I'm so glad this one's fictional. I musta gone through about ten pairs of disposable gloves wrastlin with the turkey yesterday. But, I got LOTS of compliments from my MIL (a famous family pleasing cook). Seems she's now a fan of 'brining'. My concern was preventing any untoward effects from bacterial overgrowth during preparation. Salt seemed to be the sensible way to go. Course I added all the Rosemary, Thyme, lemon, bay leaves, Oregano and garlic in hopes it would meet her approval. Kinda like preparing for one of those visits from a famous food critic. Whew, I can now relax after producing plenty stress hormones. Thankfully, I found some Milk Thistle to help me process those with a smile all day. The Valerian helped to be sure. I've recently learned that it is very much like Valium only it has absolutely no negative side effects or addictive qualities in it. Smells like dirty socks but I suppose that's to discourage folks from taking it like candy!

Thanks for sharing this funny with us. Blessed me with many more endorphins and you know I need those with my MIL in the next room (youngest is singing a made up melody right now (loudly)---His lyric? "I saved the day, I saved the day, I saved the day....." Bet ya can't guess what the second verse is. laugh

Lotsa laugther
sent your way
For the day after,

Big lsh,
Vanessa