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Handjob on the Highway

Well I shot a wad of cash
with my wife at Wal-Mart
but I never said a word
'bout all those shoes in her cart
I guess she was grateful
cos she gave me a big surprise
ten miles down the interstate
her hand found my buttonflies

I got a handjob on the highway
yeah, let the good times roll
a handjob on the highway
and I almost lost control

my eyes were on the road
but my mind was in the sky
my hands were choking the wheel
when she shifted into high
she rubbed me the right way
till Woody was red n raw
we passed a Peterbilt
who blew his whistle when he saw

I got a handjob on the highway
yeah, let the good times roll
a handjob on the highway
and I almost lost control

I was dizzy n hot, so at first I thought
that flashing light was in my mind
it was just my luck, some trooper saw my truck
swerving down the road at ninety-nine

I stepped outta my Ford
my wife was blushing red
the cop thought I was drunk
but with a grin I said,

"I got a handjob on the highway
yeah, let the good times roll
a handjob on the highway
and I almost lost control"

(c)2004 Robert George