Greetings,

We are with Just Plain Folks Galactic ESP-Inter-ether Networking organization in the year you would call 3014, in what you would refer to as the "future" We are broadcasting on the ESP-Inter-ether band to the mind of your member known as Mike Dunbar. Within the ESP-Inter-ether there is no phenomenon which is referred to as "time", but an agreement by the Galactic Supreme Court has made it illegal to broadcast to the past.

Recently technologies have been used by inter-ether hackers to send viruses into the minds of people in the past. Some of these viruses have been sent to people in the American Congress to relax laws, and to journalists, college students, and retirees to begin the moral relaxation of what you refer to as "file-sharing".

These viruses have worked, the Galactic Supreme Court has now ruled that we can enter the minds of others, searching for interesting and emotional ideas for our songs. Since the human mind in your time was finite, the court has ruled you have no "ownership" of your experiences. Do not worry, there are only a few side-effects such as loss of memory, inability to type the letter "m", loss of hair, and certain sexual dysfunctions that occur when your experiences have been uploaded to the Kazaa program of the ESP-Inter-ether. These are rather inconsequential to your era, so pay no attention to them.

We know you are curious about our time. "Life", as you used to call it, has changed dramatically with the technological manipulation of ESP and with the hyper light drive (discovered by a light ship captain Graham Henderson the 74th, who noticed that while travelling at the speed of light, the headlights still shot a beam ahead). The galaxy of Palestine has sent a suicide solar system to the galaxy of Israel, killing three old stars, one very young star, and injuring a black hole. The Whitney/Young family feud has cost eight lives this year, the Public Mind Broadcasting system will be sending special thought presentations tonight speculating on the origins of this, the longest family feud in the history of mankind. It is believed this feud can be traced all the way back to Earth.

We will now return control to the person you know as Mike Dunbar. Don't worry about the side-effects, they are minor and you don't own your lives anyway.

Signed,
Kloyd and Gidney

You've got to know your limitations. I don't know what your limitations are. I found out what mine were when I was twelve. I found out that there weren't too many limitations, if I did it my way. -Johnny Cash

It's only music.
-niteshift

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