[naughty word removed] that first version, this is it right here.

One of the best I've done, comedic and all


https://www.udio.com/songs/r41miHwey5WCE4AfhsXynH

Lyrics
[Verse] Marty was a loner with corkscrew glasses
And Suspenders that were great for pulling
Yeah, he got that alot, started skipping classes
That system didn't seem so fulfilling
Pre chorus]
But he did have a knack
For solving puzzles on the back
Of his morning box of corn flakes
yeah he couldn't get enough, started killing for the stuff
Seeking puzzles for much higher stakes
[CHORUS]
He was a cereal killer
Some say he was destined to be
No father to control him
his mother would console him
The evil in his eye she never could see
He was a cereal killer
[Verse repeats]
He whacked some eleven
Fore age twenty seven
Scolars think he preferred the natural gas
He loaded up on bran
Lift his leg as high as he can
No one suspected
It came from his ass
[Pre chorus repeats] yes, he did have a knack
For solving puzzles on the back
Of his morning box of corn flakes
he couldn't get enough, started killing for the stuff
Seeking puzzles for much higher stakes [CHORUS Repeats] He was a cereal killer Some say he was destined to be No father to control him his mother would console him The evil in his eye she never could see He was a cereal killer
[Bridge] Then One night he held up a shop rite
"Give me every box you got"
When an over bloated zealot screamed "they mine" Before he shot..

[Spoken word] Cereal killer lay dead on the floor "Maintenance, bring a mop to aisle four"
[Pre chorus repeats] yes, he did have a knack
For solving puzzles on the back Of his morning box of corn flakes
he couldn't get enough, started killing for the stuff
Seeking puzzles for much higher stakes [CHORUS Repeats] He was a cereal killer Some say he was destined to be No father to control him his mother would console him The evil in his eye she never could see He was a cereal killer
He was a cereal killer

Last edited by Fdemetrio; 01/08/26 03:26 PM.