Rob,

I used to have a homebuilder buddy. He would hear something like that and say,

"that's just a lot of la-de-da. The fact is..."

that the neurotic angst in the lyrics that AI invented for you is better expressed by a female vocal than a masculine country male.
The lyrics sound like something that would come out of the mouth of a hyper-reactive teenage girl or a terminally neurotic housewife.

A typical listener would not expect a random masculine country male voice to be so easily offended by something so absurd, self-obsessed and navel gazing.

That's to true not to be true.