Originally Posted by JAPOV
All my fair weather friends keep drinking
But the vodka just gets me thinking
Wisdom sure makes me feel older
And my wife hates me when I'm sober laugh

Who drank my last bottle of cheer
Who's that fool in the mirror... ?

Work it Tom!

How about:

Stumbled home with a crooked grin
Forgot why I started this bottle of gin
Mirror’s laughing, "Who's that clown?"
Guess I’m the king of falling down