We are living in an upside-down world, and the answers to our questions are often best explained by our good friends, the Democrats. If you can’t figure out your world anymore, just ask a Democrat. They will be happy to field all your questions, show you charts, provide mainstream media news clippings, and, most importantly, explain everything to you in a child's language that you can understand, highlighting all the misunderstandings you have had throughout your entire life.

“Ask A Democrat”
By Me and a Buddy

We’re living in a world where up is now down,
Where down is now up, and freedom is bound.
Boys may be girls, and girls may be boys;
Opinions are facts, and the truth is just noise.

Well, if you can't make sense of it all,
If you find yourself in a world of doubt,
If it hurts to try, when wondering why,
It’s a fight to know what it's all about...

… Ask a Democrat.
They’ll be happy to address your concerns.
They’ve got the charts and news links
And all the time it takes you to learn.
They’ll be happy to explain in a way
That even you can understand.
Just ask a Democrat,
About their blue-pill Utopian plan.

We’re living in a world where right is now wrong,
Where wrong is now right, and you don’t belong.
Good is now bad, and bad is now good.
Which hat do I wear… black or white—or a hood?

Well, it’s a mad, mad world, for sure.
But when the red pill you insisted on
Has you hearing shrills, like it’s crazy pills
And you’ve had enough and just want it gone…

… Ask a Democrat.
They’ll be happy to address your concerns.
They’ve got the charts and news links
And all the time it takes you to learn.
They’ll be happy to explain in a way
That even you can understand.
Just ask a Democrat,
About their blue-pill Utopian plan.