Stan Rogers was a Canadian folk singer...this was spawned by his Wreck of the Athens Queen

Blind Joe's Curve
© 2023 John Voorpostel



The sun was setting in the west and we were on the porch
Before we poured a second whiskey crashing sounds were heard
Time to go get up growled Bob as he got up to leave
He headed out to Blind Joe’s Curve just down the road a piece
Heading out to Blind Joe’s Curve just down the road a piece

I got my barrow waiting outside tore right after Bob
I knew whoever got there first got bragging rights for sure
It happens every now and then the sun sets in that bend
Catching drivers unawares they miss whole lot a things
Catching drivers unawares they scatter lots of things

Now Bennie took the hindmost with his polyester bags
The big kind, matching luggage, they hold a pile of swag
Bob and me and Bennie made the curve in seconds flat
Cried eureka all at once so much to carry back
We cried eureka all at once so much to carry back

Strewn there on the road before us liquor by the case
The truck had stopped just off the curve a little up the way
The driver gestured on his phone as he was calling in
While I just calmly filled my barrow bottles to the brim
While I just calmly filled my barrow bottles to the brim

A toast to Bob and Bennie and a big one to our curve
It takes a bit of vigilance, some quickness and some nerve
A county slow with maintenance means much drinking on the porch
And when we’re out we know that we can always get some more
Yes when we’re out we know where we can always get some more

Bob dug the road holes in the curve himself a few years back
Now we’re better for his vision and the things that we can tax
We use our fancy tollbooth to collect what we pick up
Just some things in Blind Joe’s Curve that tumble off a truck
Just some things in Blind Joe’s Curve that tumble off a truck

So thank you Bob
And Blind Joe’s curve
For everything in Blind Joe’s Curve that tumbles off a truck
For everything in Blind Joe’s Curve that tumbles off a truck

Last edited by John Voorpostel; 03/25/23 02:01 PM.

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