Gavin,

Why assume the "good book" is the Bible? Are there no other good books?

Anyhow, there's obviously no Bible verse that overtly suggests that someone's psychic pain might be relieved via an excursion to Mexico. But when one carefully reads between the lines of the New Testament, Jesus can clearly be heard to say, "My children, when life gets too heavy, flee to Mexico, where all will be well, as it is in Heaven."

Amen.