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hey gang.. we haven't done one of these in a long time. anybody with any ideas please add them. i know cindy is busy as hell with her upcoming show and all but she is great at these and knows just how to tie them all together. no offense to anyone with this song, it is all in fun, and there certainly is a lot of material out there on this subject to make a good one!! i'll try to start this off with a verse. "the blond song" scotty

I asked her out on a date
and she asked me which one
how bout the 8th, are you busy then?
she said, I don't know silly, what day is that on
I shook my head, now I'm confused
guess I don't have to tell ya, yep, she's blond

LOL!!! Ok....I'll bite!
And here's a little twist so we needle the guys too. That way it's even. How's that??
I'm a sickie and I know it, clap my hands....


Verse 1:
Some guys have all the luck
And me? I got plenty
Found a girl that looks like Miss July
Who doesn't wear any panties
I asked her out on a date
And she asked me "which one?"
She thinks the rearview mirror
Is just for puttin make up on

Pre-chorus:
I guess it don't really matter
I'm a man - I don't think with my brain
So who cares if I got me a girl
Who don't even know her own name!

Chorus:
She talks in that baby voice
She gets her own phone number wrong
She don't know where she is half the time
Who cares? It's like havin The Man Show on!
The movie Clueless sums her up
When God handed out brains - where the hell was she?
Guess by now you figured it out
She's a B-L-O-N-D-E
(spoken): Yep! She's blonde...and I like that in a woman

Verse 2:
Anna Nicole Smith is her idol
Hmmm... what the hell, she's mine too!
She ain't got much up in her head
But she's sure got some boobs

Take it away! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[This message has been edited by Cindy LaRosa (edited 07-13-2003).]

bridge

if i had me a magic wand
every girl would be blond
blond as the sun comin' 'round
blond in worship, both knees on the ground

yo empress and you thought you was sick lol

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conclusion

i ain't the smartest guy that's ever been
some say, i've got a card or two missin'
but she's playing rummy, with a pinochle deck
i ain't no dummy, she hasn't lost yet

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lol!!!!!!! wtg guys!! i like it!!! scotty

love the bridge spiderlady !

Took her to California
with map in hand
and sparkling eyes
She saw that sign...said
"Disneyland Left"
and she began to cry

She thought there'd be no
Mickey Mouse
or pixie dust to be found
but I took her back to our
motel room
and I sure loved her
goofin' around


ok...that was a little forced, but I liked the idea anyways...lol...who's next?


Jaden

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Verse 1:
Some guys have all the luck
And me? I got plenty
Found a girl that looks like Miss July
Who doesn't wear any panties
I asked her out on a date
And she asked me "which one?"
She thinks the rearview mirror
Is just for puttin make up on

Pre-chorus:
I guess it don't really matter
I'm a man - I don't think with my brain
So what if I got me a girl
Who don't even know her own name!

Chorus:
She talks in that baby voice
She gets her own phone number wrong
She don't know where she is half the time
Who cares? It's like havin The Man Show on!
The movie Clueless sums her up
When God handed out brains - where the hell was she?
Guess by now you figured it out
She's a B-L-O-N-D-E
(spoken): Yep! She's blonde...and I like that in a woman

Verse 2:
Anna Nicole Smith is her idol
Hmmm... what the hell, she's mine too!
She ain't got much up in her head
But she's sure got some boobs
I ain't the smartest guy that's ever been
Some say my cards ain't stacked quite right
But she's playin poker with a pinochle deck
As long as she strips that suits me fine!

Gimme a beer and a golden-haired fool
Oh, and make that Bud in the can
Guess I ain't too hard to please
Hey - what can I say? I'm a man!

REPEAT CHORUS:

Bridge:
Took my baby to Cali
With map in hand and sparklin eyes
When she saw the sign that said "Disneyland-Left"
She began to cry
I said, "Don't worry darlin - there's other things to see
Now come over here and I'll show ya
Get down here on your kneeeeeeees!!

(Spoken):
If I could wave a magic wand
EVERY girl on earth would be a BLOOOOONDE!!

REPEAT CHORUS:




[This message has been edited by Cindy LaRosa (edited 07-13-2003).]

jade.... thanks for helping!!! cin... another grea job girl!!! scotty