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Real Deal
by Brian Austin Whitney - 05/07/26 01:38 AM
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by Gary E. Andrews - 05/06/26 05:36 PM
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Scott Campbell "I can't collaborate with you because I don't like your political views".
Marc B. "Send your song to Nashville, I guarantee it'll sell".
Lynn "Rhymes with what"?
Mike Caro "Don't ask me. What do I know about music"?
Mike Dunbar "Boy am I pissed".
Polly "Does this dress make my boobs look big"?
BC "No thanks, I don't drink".
Gary Gray "No offense".
Tampa Stan "I'm afraid to write about that".
Alan David "I can't play that style, It's too hard".
Jody Whitesides "I'll never make it"
John Daubert "I'll have to hire a piano tuner".
Lee Arten "I just love the health care bill".
Joice "I think I'll cut my hair".
Big Jim "I was wrong"
Sam Wilson "I support the police".
Kevin Edward Rose and Midnight Bob "I'm not kidding".
Cosmic Slop "I love Sarah Palin's book".
Bill Robinson "I need to hire a carpenter".
Iggy "How do I get this tattoo of Tom Tracy off my arm"?
Ben Willis "Sure, I can record that in one take".
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Iggy "How do I get this tattoo of Tom Tracy off my arm"? HAHAHAHAHA! This is the best. Thanks Ben!
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Boy did these make me smile Big Time! Beth sure had a load of good ones as did Ben. Well everyone did  Great idea Al a wonderful break in the action here. The Louis ones were really funny! Ya know I have such writers block I can't even think of ONE! ------------ Oh wait I finally got one,for myself. Mike Caro - "Guys I just got a major Publishing/Record/Film Deal And I'm not coming back here to help ANY of you out!"
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Polly Hager...I'm a virgin...six times...why Mr. Bob Cushing put me in convent..."WHAT BE THE MATTER FOR YOU???"
Last edited by Polly Hager; 12/24/09 05:01 AM.
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Polly;
You ain't the only born again virgin on this site!
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Thanks again, everyone. I'll get back to a short reply to everyone as I can. I really appreciate all your contributions to the thread. And...each and everyone of them is so damned good!
I think someone alluded to this earlier, but if we look beyond the literal words in these posts, I think we can know our fellow JPFers just a little bit better. It is, indeed, most interesting. And thanks to everyone for your great sense of humor...both as the author of a quip and as the subject of the quip. All of you are great! It was meant in fun...so glad it has been and hope it stays on track in that regard.
Merry Christmas and Happy Channuka to everyone. And if neither of those fit, have a heck of a good time anyway!
lan
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Both fun and enlightening.
Thanks for posting this Al!
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Funny thread!  Wyman Lloyd: "I hate cookies; I'll never eat another one ever again". John John, Glad ya like what's going on here! And yeah, Wy is the original Cookie Monster. Of course Ben W. is right there with him! Alan Yeah, I think Wy's a bad influence on poor Ben.:D John
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Alan....no. 3....well, I will take that.
But here's one that we will continue to hear over and over...and well justified. "Alan you are way too kind and talented".
This thread has been hilarious....absolutely love reading all this from all you crazies...
Merry Christmas to each and every one of you, my wonderful friends and co-writers.
Jan
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Al,
good post for good sports. Many chuckles.
Be Merry,
John
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never had an editor.
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Lets everybody send Wy ---COOKIES!!!!
Wy
(Tears)
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Jody Whitesides "I'll never make it"
Now that, is funny! Hope everyone is having a great holiday season.
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BethieBoo say, "I wonder what it looks like inside of one of these big hospitals around here
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Hi Alan Just wanted to respond to your FUN post AND to WISH YOU ALL a MeRRy HoLiDaY SeaSon !and just to say no hair cut Planned ; ) -- but there's More to Me Than HaiR !!! honest Cheers to you all for doing great music. jm
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Here's a few:
Brian "I'm staying home this year"
Mike Caro "I'm way too busy to help you"
"Our" Bobbie "I can't"
Stan "I've decided to enter the priesthood"
Joe Wrabek "No more animal songs for me"
Geneva and Naomi "When I grow up I wanna be Nancy Pelosi"
Gary "I've decided amnesty is a wonderful idea"
John W Selleck "I'm a left wing crazy".
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Polly, i'd classify as a none...glyn
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Hi Al,
This has been a hoot to read. It's like the wild and wacky extended family I never had. To all you JPF'rs, if your Holiday can't be white, may it be merry and bright!
Ricki
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American humor??
Brian - Let's have a roast!
Kenneth Cade - I'll write a verse-chorus one next
Glyn - This is a hit song
Janice - Nope, I don't think you can do it
Stan - I think Im going to relax a little
Doug - This was another quick write
Kevin P - Let's write one for Carrie!
Steve 'Gus' - I didn't really read the lyric
Caroline - Im a brunette, really!
Larry - Someone gave me a piano
Mike C - I don't feel anything
Mike D - Naarh, It's too simple!
Marc - I miss LA
AL - Im bored and have nothing to do
Magne - Uhuh, I get what you're saying
Merry Christmas everyone!
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Myself--"I think I'll quit this music stuff, and join the corporate world!"
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Joe not mentioning dead animals for a week
Lynn doesn’t post in rhyme
couchgrouch critiques a song or lyric
Brian takes a day off and makes a post of less than 200 words
John D proclaims that The Archies were a better band than The Beatles
NigeQ thinks Mariah Carey is a great singer and not in the least bit annoying
Magne doesn’t mention a country song for a week
Mark K fails to find an interesting YouTube clip to post
Big Jim goes all gooey over Westlife and nsync
Nadia gets very abusive and offers to take everyone outside for a good kicking!
Linda reveals that she actually prefers The Darkness to Queen
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Al , I think I missed a note.
Sub, the beatles were just a boyband
Scott, I think you need more rhymnes
Lynn, I think you need more rhymnes.
John, I think you should quit now.
T-bob, Georgia's gonna beat Bama this year.
Wendy, there's no traffic in atlanta.
Ricki, that song made me burp.
MAB, really Nashville will come to you.
MAB, really no joke, Nashville will come to you.
Mike D., it's a new style, I call it footpickin.
Big Jim, really mate, Taylor Swift is Da Bomb.
Stan, wHAt cAP lOcK bUTtoN...
http://www.soundclick.com/louistwinn"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away." Thoreau
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