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“SINNER’S HEAVEN”

(C) 2002 by W.L. “Bill” Cooper

A quick little spin off of (She was watchin’ over me)
Jeff Foxworthy maybe??



V-1
Good boy’s go to heaven
ain’t nothen left but hell.
That ain’t fair but they don’t care
sayin’ good deeds will prevail.

Don’t mention wild, wild women
they sure do frown on that
Can't drink or smoke, fight or joke
or have a black ten gallon hat.

(bridge)
I was grinin’ and a sinin’
in a dream the other night.
thinkin’ all ‘bout heaven
found a way to set things right


(chorus)
I dreamed a SINNER’S HEAVEN
where the beer is kept on ice.
Roll N sevens or elevens
every time I roll the dice
The Angel’s are all sexy
don’t have no cellulite.
Spread their wings do nasty things..or do wild thigs
and never fuss and fight.


V-2
Noodlin’ for the Okie’s
and Cajun graplin’ too
Drink all night by neon light
and listen to the blues.

Won’t be no tears of sorrow
no hate, pain or fear
Poontang pies, catfish fries...or Cherry pies
and endless ice cold beer.


(chorus)
I dreamed a SINNER’S HEAVEN
where the beer is kept on ice.
Roll N sevens or elevens
every time I roll the dice
The Angel’s are all sexy
don’t have no cellulite.
Spread their wings do nasty things
and never fuss and fight.



bridge
Rednecks always welcome
to come and join the show.
Mud wrestling every evening
then A moonin’ we all go.


(chorus)
I dreamed a SINNER’S HEAVEN
where the beer is kept on ice.
Roll N sevens or elevens
every time I roll the dice
The Angel’s are all sexy
don’t have no cellulite.
Spread their wings do nasty things
and never fuss and fight.

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Hi Bill!
Man This is a Hoot!! Ok . so whats the deal about the "Okie" Boys? !! LOL!! Noodlin, and "coon ass graplin". Ha!! Hey! we're fasistacated down here!! LOL!!
Really good one here, this Okie boy can relate!!
Sonny

Hi Sunny,

Noodlin’ and graplin’ is the same thing most call it graplin’ the Okie’s noodlin’ (catching catfish with the hands.

Glad you like

Regards
Bill

'Never Fuss & Fight'Think that works for both genders. Man, you had me looking for cellulite! Love, the chorus. Bridge sounds more like a lift to me. But, I'll leave that to the experts. Good job, Jeannette

Hi Jeannette,

Thanks for the read and kind words.

Yeah the little cellulite line will probably cost me some points with the girls (not funny to some) but I love it and don’t know if it’s ever been used before in a song.


Regards
Bill

Go for it, reality is reality! I started a song once, with the line I wrote about a friend, 'between whiskey, cigarettes and menopause, she's fightin' a losing cause' You'd have to be Dolly Parton to get away with that one. I love the chorus and the pictures it brings to mind. Like a song with attitude. Jeannette

Hi Jeannette,

'between whiskey, cigarettes and menopause

Yeah you got attitude.

Love it


Regards
Bill

Great hook( or not a hook if you're noodlin'or grapplin') Enjoyed the read, flows well.

Good Job,
Kevin

Hi Kevin,

Thaks for the read and comments.

Glad you enjoyed.

Regards
Bill

Well...

I don't know who'd have enough guts to record this..

But it sure sounds like fun !

Bob

Mornin' Bob,

Thanks for the read

Yeah and thats to bad

Nothin' new in the lyric.

Poontang pie will kill it but it fits in so well with a dreamed up sinners heaven I think it should to stay

Think it would be widely accepted if it was recorded?

Did an edit and added options for two lines.


Regards
Bill

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