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And, were all very concerned with what Ben is interested in
I think it's only you. You have a strange fascination with my life. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's the younger wife. But let me tell you, they're not all they're cracked up to be.
I thought marrying a younger woman would make me feel 30 again. Turns out, it just makes me realize I'm 74.
She's got the energy of a 25-year-old, and I've got the warranty of a used lawnmower.
She wants adventure, romance, and excitement. I want to know who's been messing with the thermostat.
The other night, she whispered, "Talk dirty to me."
I said, "The septic tank's backed up again."
Apparently, that's not what she meant.
Last edited by bennash; 10/17/2602:20 PM.
We’re all built from the same dust and dreams, Different roads, but the same means.
And, were all very concerned with what Ben is interested in
I think it's only you. You have a strange fascination with my life. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's the younger wife. But let me tell you, they're not all they're cracked up to be.
I thought marrying a younger woman would make me feel 30 again. Turns out, it just makes me realize I'm 74.
She's got the energy of a 25-year-old, and I've got the warranty of a used lawnmower.
She wants adventure, romance, and excitement. I want to know who's been messing with the thermostat.
The other night, she whispered, "Talk dirty to me."
I said, "The septic tank's backed up again."
Apparently, that's not what she meant.
Ben do you believe your own bullshit?
I dont care if you [naughty word removed] baboons, or what you do.
I care what you do on this site, which is irritate with pointless tidbits and rants about AI
And, were all very concerned with what Ben is interested in
I think it's only you. You have a strange fascination with my life. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's the younger wife. But let me tell you, they're not all they're cracked up to be.
I thought marrying a younger woman would make me feel 30 again. Turns out, it just makes me realize I'm 74.
She's got the energy of a 25-year-old, and I've got the warranty of a used lawnmower.
She wants adventure, romance, and excitement. I want to know who's been messing with the thermostat.
The other night, she whispered, "Talk dirty to me."
I said, "The septic tank's backed up again."
Apparently, that's not what she meant.
Good stand-up stage patter, between Songs. Gets them laughing; we like to laugh. Gets them listening to your side of the conversation, maybe keeps them listening to the Lyric of the next Song.
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