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you guys are aruging over suno songs

Ben, if you don't be quiet im gonna steal all your songs

Your allowed to like what you want, but your not going to critique me negatively and praise that.

Not interested

Ha Ha Ha along with my wife , she driving me crazy . Oh My suno song is better than your suno song. If its a Spanish singer , its needs a green card. WTF was that fake band Velvet whatever ? cousin to Rusty the robot. Was it Velvet Sundown ?

No, Ben. Dom uses Udio, not Suno.

I'm actually lost at this point. I thought we were discussing AI, songwriting and live performance. Somehow Dom has moved on to my critiques and Guy's songwriting, and now we're apparently discussing Suno. Or maybe not?

I'm still trying to find the connection. 😂

I'm Elvis Nash , Frank turner , Ben Krahne . Which person would you like to talk to, I think all 3 are equally as crazy. you could talk to my wife , but she speaks broken English and you'll be confused as me. She invented money matters and greed is good. Not that stock market guy. Ahh no idea Udio Suno . All the same I guess. Maybe the slot to put the Penney in ,is in a different location to get the song. . On Suno its on the head of the robot . On Udio its near the genital area. Just a rumor , its writes dirtier songs. What ya think good joke ? I know no sense of humor. All you guys are sensitive on robots , not sure why

No Dom did not move into some critiques YOU did.

There's the credibility factor, you don't have slot, you lie alot to argue. I win withiut lying

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ha ha ha arguing over suno songs . you guys crack me up. Are you striking up a treaty on oil to the feed the robots . Maybe the Middle East will help you. Gas went up to 8.00 a gallon today to feed robots . Details at 11. Arab kings with harems . Suno robots cars we don't care . it's a cash cow either way . Mean while 8 year old children in Africa are digging for Cooper to feed the Suno singers . Billionaires had no comment. One was shot on the spot for complaining . but were starving and need water , We don't care dig. The United Nations was in a cat house in Switzerland , they claimed they were unaware of the problem, As an another Beauty Pageant Women , says once again . I want to end world hunger

Its extremely relavenr. If you cant hear how bad those songs are, then you are in no position to critique a song.

Your own songs show little understanding of how lyrics work, or how lyric and music are joined, where is your reference point?

Not to say yiur opinion is not worth anything, but that's if you like it or not, you just dont know enough to do reviews

You are never going to acknowledge my work, its ok, I don't need you to. And you're entitled to have as much fun here as you want

If the site was full of at least people who knew what good writing is, could be good again

We just don't have any

My songs ? Fans like them . Yup you have no sense of humor at all . Really a good song with enough money behind it , could do quite well on sales and downloads , Depends who the artist is really .
So im a shitty song writer and you're great . Don't you say that on every forum before your banned ? you cant spell either lol. Must be that sparkly personality you have lol . your banned. you preach how good you are and push buttons . Maybe I'm missing something. You insult everyone , GUY, Rob , Marty. . The dog I guess . Do you have a dog ? I never trust anyone without dog . Gee its a wonder your single for 4o years . how's the romance going. Do you get along with women ? I'm not counting hookers you must of seen being single at 65 years old. Ok I'm done on comedy central. Hemmorid voice . Yeah you're a real charmer. lol


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I love them dog vids. look at his face when dad walks in


Book a studio . Hire BZ lewis to build tracks , Record it . build a YouTube channel and FB page to get fans .Rinse and repeat . This a final warning before your dead. No fucking robots. you're going to fucking die from cancer or heart disease . Get er done. Tell them doctors to fuckthemsleves and fucke a nurse .Do I have to fucke the Nurse . Yes .Maybe 2 if there up for it. Prostate therapy , cure for blue balls . Record another song on your dying day. You can worship me later on my sound advice .Well I dunno . This seems a bit extreme . What the nurses or Recording . Well both actually . I don't like you at all .

Ben, that's cheap! Here it costs 10.50$ a gallon. Thank you Donald!

Fucking Trump , they should hang him and his rich buddies. cock sucker, aint funny . you stupid mother fucker and you hillbillies that voted for him. Are you fucking retarded ? Well time to work for 9 days to pay for sessions players and I can be a star lol Hey your pretty good , how old are you 300 yesterday . will you send me money ? Well no. Send me a Johhny Cash song , I am not JC , I'm Elvis Nash . Well ok , your kinda rude .Well I'll have AI talk to you next time . I'm not much good talking to people .These people think pro wrestling is real . What do you say to people like that ? What ya lie and say I miss Hulk Hogan too . I guess. Nope you have AI talk to them , cuz it has empathy . The FBI Trump and hookers are probably watching me now .This is congressman Fluff Bottom we want to talk to you .On what Hilton and Hookers ? Well no .We don't like your attitude .
Just a heads-up, our pricing will be increasing on 9/21 due to current economic challenges. We can honor the quoted pricing through 9/20. Well I cant , So hang that cocksucker Trump
They should paint the White House Black . you're so corrupt you make al Capone look like a Sunday school teacher. And while your at start taxing all the corrupt churchs. Why you getting a free pass cuz of fairytales ? What ya need a AI Data Center to talk to Jesus ? Who started that tax bullshit . Pope Paul the jackoff ?

What planet are you from where gas is 8 dollars a gallon?

Ben's from Planet California, Fde. The Green Planet.

All over Europe it costs over 10$ a gallon (2.40€ per liter). Today oil hit 100$ again. No sign of prices going down again soon.

You gotta confess, if nothing else, America is one hell of a comedy act.
What are we gonna do, have another Boston Tea Party?
And then go where? Mars and start another country?
I can’t afford the gas to drive to Texas, and we’re going to Mars.
In California, you need one of those Missouri Indian loans at 650% interest just to buy a chicken.
“Why are you charging me this much?”
“Abraham Lincoln hung 38 of us.”
“Oh. Okay. Sounds fair. Throw in a dozen eggs.”
Meanwhile, we’re saving the planet with electric cars.
Great for Americans.
Not quite as exciting for the nine-year-old kid digging cobalt out of a mine in Africa.
“What do you think, Elon?”
“I think we need more batteries.”
“Well, [naughty word removed] them kids, I guess. We got a planet to save.”
In agricultural news, corn hit $88,888 a bushel today after AI data centers bought up the entire Midwest to generate more Suno songs.
Farmers were unavailable for comment because they’re currently negotiating with Microsoft over who owns Iowa.
Every songwriter on every forum had no comment.
Rick Beato did issue a brief statement:
“Fucking Suno.”
Thanks, Rick.
Professional writers in Nashville also had no comment, although a three-hour meeting was reportedly held over whether using AI to rhyme “fire” with “desire” constitutes cheating.
The final ruling:
“Liar, liar, pants on fire.”
AI was consulted and immediately wrote the chorus.
And finally, in entertainment news, Elvis Nash’s wife called him Satan again last night.
Sources say the disagreement involved another religion joke.
She issued the following warning:
“You can joke about the Baptists. But leave the Catholics alone.”
“Because you’re from the Philippines, right?”
“That’s correct.”
“So the Baptists are fair game?”
“Yes.”
“The Pope?”
“One more Pope joke and you’re cut off for a week.”
Elvis Nash immediately canceled three shows and went into prayer.
Not because he found Jesus.
A week is a long fucking time.
Details at 11.

One final comment from Elvis Nash . you need caffeine , nicotine and whiskey to write a song . Thanks Elvis . is your cardiologist calling you today ? Yes I believe he is .
I'll need caffeine , nicotine and whiskey to hear the results if they open me up like a mule deer to fix it , Thanks Elvis , you're an idiot . Well that explains the 4 wives . You mean you'd rather joke about than cry about it ? Yes fucke them doctors , but I do enjoy asian nurses . Doc while you're in there , fix the chorus . it really sucks . Do you surgeons enjoy blood ? Yes we kinda do . But I went to Harvard and flunked the IQ test . I hate them things . I could careless how long a bus from Alaska took to get to California .



You need all the bones for the jokes before AI completes it



Listeners are doing a plate dance to not become homeless . So a 3 minute song is just a distraction . So I would take anything to serious on Suno or human songs

My wife just left . you think I give a shite a robot sang it ? not really. she banging Joe my best friend. You're in court over Suno . I'm in divorce court and good chance losing the dog

Ben who in their right mind is going to read that?

but I recall Biden at the helm, where gas was almost 5 a gallon, still a dollar cheaper now with a damn war.

Dont you have a call to make to a studio ? thats Fucking Elvis can do it so can I. You need the F bombs to get the point across... Oh I dunno I'm kinda lazy . I think I'll just push button. I'm up to 300 lbs since Suno was invented. And you need a wife . when she bitches you can hide in a studio for a few hours . And be like mine , thats worse song I ever heard . Cant you write like Taylor Swift. And by the way on the way home stop at Safeway I'm hungry . Yes your highness. I'm a God damn slave . Your Majesty

Well everything under the sun is a corrupt scam . I'm just here for the laughs and applause.You'll be judged by St Peter . Did you use Suno . Yes ok straight to hell. You mean banging my neighbors wife was a lesser sin ? Yes. Actually I did not know that until you told me. Now you are going to hell for sure. Damn I have a big mouth . You are sentenced to Walmart . oh shite not that .Well I needed cough syrup for meth anyway and garden hoses are on sale .Not recommended by dentists . you'll have a lot of energy but one tooth,.

The best thing you can do is marry an asian girl . She'll just watch karate movies that you wont understand .And dont make fun of them . you've been warned. that guy is flying thru the fucking air . Shut up and leave me alone

Yeah, you'll feel different when a gallon of gas is less than $2, and you get that $5,000 check, compliments of Trump.

John, come on... do you really believe that stuff?

Almost 2 years ago Trump promised to bring the gas price below 2$ a gallon. Now it's way over 4$ where I live, that's over 30% higher - not lower - than when he took over.

Around a year ago he promised Americans 2000$ payment from tariff dividends and another 5000$ DOGE dividend. Did you get those checks? I didn't. Now he's promising another 5000$ "dividend". Those 3 checks add up to over 3 trillion $! Did you ever ask yourself where that money is coming from?

He's got just 2 years left. Now I'm waiting for 3 checks and lower gas prices... and I'm still waiting for him to release the Epstein files. Sorry, but your argument is not convincing me.

Oh no politics and Trump . I have to go to the doctor again and see what disease I have now . Who knows on these clowns. they all belong in Barnum and Bailey Circus. I guess the elephant in the room , is always a hooker . Not to say I have anything against hookers . They're more honest than politicians. Good morning miss Fluff Bottom , can we arrange a meeting today ? of course Congressman Daily. Hilton Right ? Yes will bill the taxpayers. Motel 6 ? you think I'm a low life ? Yeah kinda. Your lab reports say you don't give a fucke anymore . Can I get 2nd opinion ? if ya want. You got all that from blood ? Yes .

You have caught the contagious disease of wanting to many Asian women .is there a cure ? no , Oh thank God. Well time to mosey to the army clinic and Trump looks like Jesus . Great lighting

That was joking Rob. That's why I added the "laugh" I bet Ben understood that. Is Ben & I the only ones with a sense of humor any longer.

I didn't see that. Sorry. It was a good joke.

John was just giving Ben dose of own medicine.

All I know is gas was 5 dollars a gallon at one point under Biden.

Its a winless war, we need to get out of there, but facts are facts. Even during war gas is lower

You guys need to watch these girls , when bullshit politics creep in . Shake them tail feathers baby . is he 58 , nope


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