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Pet Frog
© words and music by C. Stewart ( Nov. 28, 2010 )


I caught a big frog, now he's my pet
Trying to teach him not to wet his pants
Maybe I can teach my bull frog to dance

In two weeks flat I taught him to read
London fog's foggy, we agreed on that
Now Edgar Allan Poe is where he's at

CHORUS..
He's the smartest frog on the block
With coaching and a dvd he could learn to talk

I'll teach him bout the golden rule
And give him tips on being cool as ice
If you aint cool in school you pay the price

When we go shopping down at the mall
People point because I'm tall and he's not
But all the other lady frogs think he's hot

CHORUS...
He's the smartest frog on the block
With coaching and a dvd he could learn to rock

He could be taught to play the guitar
Bang on the drums and be a star that shines
And learn how to get laid in his spare time

CHORUS...
He's the smartest frog on the block
With coaching and a dvd he could learn to talk

Maybe when he gets a little older he could run the country
And maybe he'll fall in lily pad love
Settle down with the sweetheart of his dreams
Cause when you're in love, you rule the world

CHORUS...
He's the smartest frog on the block
With coaching and a dvd he could learn to talk