I love Frank Zappa quotes:

Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
FZ: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"

Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.

Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.

Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.

Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 nuclear powered pansexual roto-plooker....and you're gonna have to pay for it.