I like to drone
when I'm alone
or on the phone
I drone.

I drone
sometimes with wood and stone
I love the tone
Of a drone.

when I give the dog a bone
I drone
it's a skill I like to hone
the constant moan
like an aural cologne
when I'm in my zone
I drone.

A chanter! A chanter!
Forget all this banter
Get back to the seeds
that I’ve sown
gotta sharpen the reeds
in the shape of a cone
I condone
I can drone
I can drone