|
7 members (texritter, Brian Austin Whitney, Gary E. Andrews, bennash, Everett Adams, 2 invisible),
90,562
guests, and
5,989
robots. |
|
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
Welcome to the Just Plain Folks forums! You are currently viewing our forums as a Guest which gives you limited access to most of our discussions and to other features.
By joining our free community you will have access to post and respond to topics, communicate privately with our users (PM), respond to polls, upload content, and access many other features. Registration is fast, simple, and absolutely free; so please join our community today!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Bayside
by Gary E. Andrews - 10/19/26 09:48 PM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 6,114
Top 40 Poster
|
Top 40 Poster
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 6,114 |
The Cow Song
(c) 2006 AB Willis
This is utter nonsense, sitting on a stool
Trying to milk a cow named Bess and feeling like a fool
I must be stuck on stupid, they didn't show me how
It's utterly ridiculous, trying to milk a cow
I breezed in town the utter day, drove right by a farm
Could have gone the utter way I said what was the harm
Got a job went to the barn I guess you know by now
This is utter chaos, trying to milk a cow
I guess you pull on one, then you pull the utter (other)
To get the juice that makes white milk sweet cream and home made butter
Pull and squirt and squirt and pull I'm utterly surprised
I just got some milk from Bess right before my eyes
(repeat first verse)
|
|
|
|
We would like to keep the membership in Just Plain Folks FREE! Your donation helps support the many programs we offer including Road Trips and the Music Awards.
|
|
|
Forums118
Topics129,164
Posts1,186,121
Members21,480
| |
Most Online236,505
Jul 1st, 2026
|
|
|
"Defeatist Pessimists and Rose Colored Glasses Optimists are lonely companions, victims even. Both ideologies imply predestined outcomes, and therefore breed inactivity in its victims. Inaction is the only sure way to lose at anything in life. All positive action guarantees at least a fighting chance." -Brian Austin Whitney
|
|
|
|
