Ok all I know this isn't the lyric feedback forum but here goes with me Big Jim inspired Lyric Thanks Big Jim!

I tried to sing like Gene (couldn’t get my tongue around it)

1st Verse
They said keep it simple stupid
Don’t try bein’ so complex
Follow after the kiss model
You’ll get your needed respect

2nd Verse
I learned to play a lead like Ace
Taught myself to play rhythm like Paul
Thought I had it all mastered
Till one wily bastard spolied it all

Chorus
Tried to sing like Gene couldn’t get my tongue around it
Every time that I tried my tongue ended up gettin’ bit
Well perhaps my mouth is in need of another slit
Tried to sing like Gene couldn’t get my tongue around it

3rd Verse
So when I play shows they often scream
Except when I’m trying to sound like Gene
Actually I’m quite good at playing a bass
To sing like him I need a different face

Chorus
Tried to sing like Gene couldn’t get my tongue around it
Every time that I tried my tongue ended up gettin’ bit
Well perhaps my mouth is in need of another slit
Tried to sing like Gene couldn’t get my tongue around it

Bridge
I guess there are worse things that could happen to a bloke
Like watchin’ as your stupid clown career goes up in smoke

Chorus
Tried to sing like Gene couldn’t get my tongue around it
Every time that I tried my tongue ended up gettin’ bit
Well perhaps my mouth is in need of another slit
Tried to sing like Gene couldn’t get my tongue around it

Copyright November 17, 2007 Derek Hines All Rights Reserved

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