Hey Pete, I like this. It is descriptive and has easy, self depracating humour; and the words suggest a rhythm and melody right from the opener. This is how I hear it.

I'm a COUNtry nut
Another SUCKer for a STEEL guitARRGH


So now you're going to have to tell me where your website is so I can hear this the way you wrote it.

John


If writing ever becomes work I think I'm going to have to stop