Originally Posted by Fdemetrio
And, were all very concerned with what Ben is interested in


I think it's only you. You have a strange fascination with my life. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's the younger wife. But let me tell you, they're not all they're cracked up to be.

I thought marrying a younger woman would make me feel 30 again. Turns out, it just makes me realize I'm 74.

She's got the energy of a 25-year-old, and I've got the warranty of a used lawnmower.

She wants adventure, romance, and excitement. I want to know who's been messing with the thermostat.

The other night, she whispered, "Talk dirty to me."

I said, "The septic tank's backed up again."

Apparently, that's not what she meant.

Last edited by bennash; 10/17/26 02:20 PM.

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