Nah, he should've told them, "It's $5,000 up front. I take Zelle. That gets you the chorus. The rest of the song is another $15,000."
Maybe throw in a compliment. Everybody enjoys a good bullshit artist like yourself. Positive thinking, encouragement, all that wonderful crap. God bless America!
And don't say, "Take it or leave it." Use a little more tact. You're trying to get their money, not hurt their feelings.
Or forget all that bullshit and just tell them to eat [naughty word removed] and die.
Sometimes the direct approach works better.
When's the last time you told somebody to go to hell? Doesn't it feel good? No therapy, no meditation, no sitting cross-legged on the floor trying to find inner peace.
Just a good old-fashioned "GO TO HELL!"
And whatever happened to "Fucking A"?
I haven't said "Fucking A" in years. We need to bring that expression back. It's got a nice positive ring to it.
FUCKING A, MAN!!!
See? Don't you feel better already?
That's positive thinking. Two words. No prescription required.
I'm big on solutions. Everybody's always complaining about problems. I like to solve them.
"You fucking bitch, don't ever email me again!"
There. Scam demolished. Problem solved. Didn't cost me a dime.
Meanwhile, some motivational speaker is charging $5,000 to tell you to breathe deeply, forgive people, and visualize success.
[naughty word removed] that. For $5,000, I'll teach you how to tell people to go to hell in six different languages.
And for another $15,000, I'll write you a chorus about it.
Fucking A, man! God bless America!

Great sensible answer . I figured life out

Last edited by bennash; 10/10/26 08:44 AM.
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