I'm not pointing my finger at any member here but I do think the title might just apply to some here.

https://soundclick.com/song/15233548

What An Ass

Thirty-eight years, same front porch swing
Same cracked driveway, same wedding ring
Coffee in the morning, news on low
She still knows things I don't know

I leave my boots right there by the door
She's told me 'bout a thousand times or more
I just grin and shrug it off
She just shakes her head and scoffs

We ain't what we were back then
But I'd do it all over again

Married for thirty-eight years
Yeah, I've still got it---or so it appears
Every time I pass by my wife
I hear here mumble under her breath
"Look at him... still acting like that..."
Then she smiles and says, "what an ass"

We've had our storms, slammed a few doors
Made up slow on hardwood floors
Raised some kids, watched them leave
Now it's just her and me

She rolls her eyes when I joke too much
Still reaches out when we touch
Love ain't perfect. love ain't fast
But somehow, yeah, it lasts

Lines on our faces now
Still laugh the same somehow

Married for thirty-eight years
Yeah, I've still got it---or so it appears
Every time I pass by my wife
I hear her mumble under her breath
"Lord, he don't ever change, does he?"
Then she smirks and says, "what an ass"

If that's the worst thing she can say
After all these years, I'm okay
'Cause she's still here, right by my side
Still my girl still my ride

Married for thirty-eight years
Through all the laughter and the tears
Every time I pass by my wife
She pretends I'm the bane of her life
But she grabs my hand when I walk past
And whispers low... "my kind of ass"