Originally Posted by bennash
Where would you like to be buried ? I don't know surprise me

I've got it all planned for when I die (hopefully not for a long time). I'll be cremated, my grandson will purchase a "Barrel Full of Monkeys," remove the monkeys and put my ashes in the barrel. He'll seal it up with a note inside telling the story of my life. Then he'll drive to Niagara Falls, walk about 1/4 mile upstream from the Falls, and toss me in.


Who says I can't play the banjo?