Playing a gig at a country bar in Niagara Falls in the mid-80's. We start a slow song and two guys get on the floor to dance with each other. A barrel-chested Neandertal pushes his way to the dance floor, grabs each guy by the back of the head and smacks their heads together and down they go. I'd sure you could've heard the "thunk" of their heads hitting each other from the street outside.

Remember, this was the 80's - a different era. Bartender kicks out the two guys, who were doing nothing but dancing, and allows the Neandertal to stay. About 15 minutes after getting kicked out, one of the guys comes back in with a knife and stabs the Neandertal in the back. That'll show him! He survived and all the of band members had to testify in court because we had the best view of the whole incident.

Who says I can't play the banjo?