Originally Posted by Sunset Poet
Originally Posted by Fdemetrio
I wish I could spin a web
and capture your soul complete
you'd fall for me instantly
we'd be dancin in the street
but your beauty is kryptonite
simply not of this Earth
afraid i'm merely mortal
can't mumble my own worth

Hamlet for the trailer park ensemble.

Don't you have just another errand to do?

You will never admit how badly I kicked your ass just now, so you have the last word