Well... I assembled a control group today and started probing. These are my initial findings;

{BLM/ANTIFA activist} Count Chocula, Pop-eye's Chicken, Cough syrup
{Christian Conservative} Grits, Collard greens, Pork chops
{Affluent Democrat} Fish, Rice, Seaweed, Caviar, Vodka

All three are in good health, but brain scans indicate far too varying degrees of cognitive ability to be conclusive.

Side note: I think the Democrat is attracted to me...