I am a douche? A douche say thee? Reduced to a mere douche, am I ?

And that is because I see someone presenting and absolutely locking down on a fantasy that is never ever ever going to happen?
And I am a douche for pointing that out?
And this is in a decades long, unending string of pointless tardisms that this perpetrator clings to, that have no basis in fact?

I do most sincerely believe that there is a douche amongst us...but alas, 'tis not me.

(Quoted from above)
""Except that while you have a knack for crafting good tunes you are not really a professional singer and only a reasonably good guitarist. And you've never arranged or produced a professional recording though you've been around a studio and have one at home that recorded the music for the youtube video that got some attention and an enquiry""

That is what reality (non fantasy) looks like.
This broken soul, Dominic Doyle, who has no better argument than "douche" does not approach this trough to feed on music, but instead, the arguments of his creation.

https://soundcloud.com/sunset-poet-of-texas