I'm going to start a songwriting contest. $50 to enter. First prize is publicity for your song in the form of the title painted on the side of the yacht whose purchase you will be financing. It will be prominently displayed at various key locations in the Caribbean and Mediterranean, where it is entirely possible that it will be spotted by publishers relaxing on their own yachts, leading to a major publishing deal.

No need to send the whole song. I'll be able to tell how great it is from the title.

"I may or may not be an enigma."
http://mysteriousbeings.com/
https://soundcloud.com/themysteriousbeings
https://www.facebook.com/mysteriousbeings/
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTfa7oRxhligSvZjv0u_vjg