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Guy walks into a patent office
"Let's see what you got there" says the patent lawyer
Guy proudly pulls out a square piece of plastic and says "This is a folding bottle. I call it a fottle."
Patent lawyer says "Mmmm, not sure. Got anything else?"
Guy pulls out another square piece of plastic and says "This is a folding carton. I call it a farton"
"Man that is worse than the fottle" says the patent lawyer.
Guy asks "Any chance you want to see my folding bucket?"
If writing ever becomes work I think I'm going to have to stop
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