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Leafs
by Gary E. Andrews - 05/01/24 01:05 PM
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by Fdemetrio - 04/25/24 01:36 AM
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by Fdemetrio - 04/23/24 10:08 AM
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Gave this old one a reworking...
I Won’t Miss The Bitch © 2011 Greg Swartzentruber
She said you love that ol’ bitch hound more’n you love me I said I love the both of you you’re equals can’t you see She said I won’t compete with an old mutt for your affection It’s either her or me; you’d best make the right selection
I know that ol’dog’s been your best friend for years But I ain’t ever liked her, and won’t shed any tears
Cuz, I won’t miss the bitch Who laid around the house Never did much of anything But eat and fart out loud Her useful days were done I know I’m your number one It won’t be hard for you to decide which… But, I won’t miss the bitch
I made a plan for my two gals to spend some time together Work out all their differences let them decide whether Each one of them can get along with the other one I took ‘em both outside and locked ‘em in my trunk
Two hours later I set my two loves free Dang it only one of them was happy to see me
So, I won’t miss the bitch Who laid around the house Never did much of anything But eat and fart out loud Her useful days were done I know who’s my number one It won’t be hard for me to decide which… And, I won’t miss the bitch
(Chicken pickin’ bridge)
Yeah, I don’t miss the bitch Who laid around the house Never did much of anything But eat and fart out loud Her useful days were done I know who’s my number one It weren’t too hard for me to decide which… And, I don’t miss the bitch
No, I don’t miss the bitch…
(trailing off…)
Wanna play fetch Petunia?
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HI ID Love this good flow and fun too Travis
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde
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Thanks for looking in on this'n Travis.... I suppose the dearth of remarks indicates that I have offended a few.... It's about a dog (well the first half is anyway :D)
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Greg,
That's dang riot of a lyric, great story too. I'd have never locked my dog in the trunk though....lol.
Kevin
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Funny as hell and so politically incorrect you will be murdered in you sleep by a women's activist.
I would drop the F word and I don't mean "if you see Kay". It just makes it unpleasantly crass. And you need to find another way to get the bitches together without stuffing them is a car trunk because that is just criminal. But with the right crowd, this is definitely a howler.
"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Albert Einstein
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Thankfully mine get along, anyways enjoyed the lyric and thanks for the laughs.
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Greg, I'm diggin' it.hmmm....be well, Moker
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Hey! I thought this one had died... Thanks for the resurrection!
If any musical collaborator were to come forward and suggest good alternatives to what some of you see as objectionable, I would listen and evaluate that carefully... but since this is likely going to stay right here on paper, I think I'll leave it as is for now... Thanks again everyone!
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