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{It's 1:15 AM Saturday Night/I'm Tired/I'm Bored/In came FAWM #7..or is it #8? Dunno..but the Hook felt Priceless! Here's one for The GUYS/I'll prolly hate myself in the New Dawn tomorrow..it's Country Rock/Have Fun!} {PS..It's #8..& the Weekly Assignment was to pen one with a Pregnant PAUSE in it.}

They're NOT The Kind You'd Take Home to Mom
OR You'd Wanna Show-Off at The Senior Prom
But When You're at a Wild-&-Free Point in Life
& You Ain't Necessarily..Needin'-A-Wife..(Then)

(CHORUS)
SOME CHEAP GIRLS CAN MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A MILLION
IF The NIGHT is RIGHT and..THE FLESH is WILLIN'
Just WATCH YOUR STEP So She DON'T MAKE A KILLIN'
(Yeah) SOME CHEAP GIRLS CAN MAKE YOU FEEL-FEEL-FEEL...
{Pregnant PAUSE}
LIKE A MILLION!

She Might NOT Be Well-Scrubbed or Wear Fancy Clothes
(Might HAVE a Little RUN in Her Pantyhose..)
Her Perfume's from a Flea Market, NOT Gay Paree
But In Your Hotel Room, She's SWEET-as-Can-BE...

(REPEAT CHORUS)

(BRIDGE)
You Might Be in NEVADA on A Business Trip
Or Out In L.A...on The SUNSET STRIP..
You Might Jet to THAILAND or AMSTERDAM
Or ANY Ol' PLACE it's CATCH-AS-CATCH-CAN...

(SOLO TIME)

& It's YOUR Dirty-Little-SECRET, Of Course
Those Ben-Franklin-Esque FOOTNOTES to YOUR MEMOIRS
& You Can Always STOP...& Settle-DOWN..
AFTER You FINISH..Your FOOLIN'-AROUND..And

(CHORUS OUT)

(TAG)
Yeah, My Wife's Gonna Whup Me for Writin' THIS ONE...

(C) 2011 by Stan Good, BMI
All Rights Reserved.

Stan

Your early morning songwriting routines are the coolest one in my honest opinion... I dont know maybe the stillness of the night is so inspiring for your brain to crank another song.

I enjoyed with this one Stan the whole concept is marvelous and again you recharged my Sunday night for next week daily routine.

Lynman

Hi Stan,

I always get a kick out of your lyrics and this is no exception! It's cute and I'm sure you had fun writing it.

Dottie

Hey Stan..

All true...If married though a cheap girl could cost you a million.
Wonder if a guy had a million....would he feel like a cheap girl...I could imagine most anything..."Cheap Girl"..could almost be a lament on a guys bargain basement sex-change operation.
Another fun one.

Larry

G'Mornin' Doc-Migo!

When I posted this at FAWM I discovered It's Number NINE, so obviously I'll eventually forget This One TOO..heh-heh!

In Reality, I've only visited 4 Hookers in my life: LAST Day in Vietnam..Saigon..Tooey..(She's "Immortalized" in the "The Major's Whore" Lyric)..{Somehow, your "First" thataways [too] is always Your Best..heh!)

Then, FIRST Day in Tokyo, Press Liaison-Guy there hooked me up with Miko...who cried the entire time.. PLG'd told her his Dad owned a Casino she could sing in in Vegas..IF she'd service his buddies. I wasn't REAL sure of the Exchange Rate/think she got even by takin' $200 for what was SUPPOSED to be $20-worth of yen. (Caveat Emptor..Gents!)

LAST Days in Heidelberg, I got drunk enough at the Shorttimer's Party & we guys all headed over to the nearby Cathouse (Which is now painted Bright Red...it was Pink back in My Day) & explored the 3 floors-worth of Femme Fatales..from all over the Planet!
Helga was definitely A Local...NOT quite as-gorgeous-looking under Somewhat-Stronger Lighting Conditions...& only Hooker I ever encountered who had a Stopwatch beside the bed. 15 minutes later..waal..Time Was UP..unless ya wanted to pay more.. UGH!

Final Fling..OK, I was married..on a Buying Trip in Europe with my Buddy Paul, who's still a Good Buddy, but on this trek was The Travelling Companion from Hell..7 straight days. DIDN'T wanna visit Switz OR meet my Inlaws. DID wanna visit Holland..and the Red Light District. (I'd lived 5 years in Europe & never HAD the urge to see it.)

So..on Night ONE, Paul INSISTED we take this Alleyway..past all sorts of ODing Junkies..as a shortcut to our tram back..& almost gets our throats cut, True Story. Next Night, AGAIN, "Let's go to the Red Light District"..(& It's Mid-WINTER I'll add.)

Whoops..La Femme is INSISTING it's TIME To GO to The Fleamarket...so..you'll just HAVE to wait for the Story Of Maria...the LAST of My Little Miss-Adventures..Decades a Go-Go!

But HellYeah, they were all Fun, in an Exploratory Way I'm not Overly-Proud of.

Thanks for Your Brave, Kind Visit, Amigo!
Best Wishes & a Big Guy-Hug,
Stan

YEA, I love it.....now for the female version...ok i've thought about a song called Don't Wanna Be A Lady Tonite..and now since you've written this one...i've finished it,,,I owe you one Stan...glyn

HIDee Mz Dottie, & Thanks for the Very Kind Visite, Good LadyChum!

Writing these is EASY..(It's the Researching that's the Difficult Part...heh~!)

Big Weekend Hugs & a Wee Forehead-Smooch Backatcha,
Stan

HiDee Bro Larry

Actually, when you're in the right country, if you got $100 to burn, you can get yourself an Incredible Evening...but, bear in mind, it's Only Temporary/You'll have to deal with Your Conscience the next morning..& forever. Which MAY be a Very Short Time...

To conclude with The Story of Maria..her name..Paul dragged me an hour past All The Windows With Girls Behind 'Em..but NEVER had the nerve to Patronize One. (Good Irish Catholics are like that, I suspect).. It was getting late/I was Bored, frankly..& THEN I spotted her..Drop Dead Beautiful..Wearing a mere Thong..&..After a Chat..Friendly as all get out. Brazilian, emmigrated to Holland..raising 2 kids/single parent.

So...I proceeded to have a Very Enjoyable Hour..inside where it was wonnafully WARM..while Paul froze his Irish Nuts Off..a-waiting My Return. Worth every cent of the $100 I parted-with/still think of her occasionally/hope life worked out for her/probably DID..she took in Another Customer within 15 minutes of My Departure.

ANYWAYS..I return to the US...STILL favoring French Women over Hispanic (Now that I had me a Comparison)...& a week later..painful-peeing-time. $450-worth of discrete AIDS Test later.."it's a bladder infection".."from Europe's Water Supply, probably"..& then & there I swore off Hookers...too much to lose.

Yeah...ALWAYS used Protection..BUT..you only gotta slip up ONCE...& I've never been THAT lucky at Playing The Odds.

WAS hard to turn down that Marylin Monroe Look-Alike in the White Caddy rollin' down Sunset Blvd my First Time in L.A. on my own..Gorgeous Lady..but the $200 she wanted was ALL I had to cover my whole WEEK there...heh-heh~

Gotta Scoot...More Yard Work Ahead!

Best Wishes & a Big Guy-Hug,
Stan

HiDee Mz Glyn!

I KNOW from my Wonnaful/Near Neck-Wringing Experience with a Dallas Gal that you Texas Chicks are ALL Hotties, with, prolly, TONS of Great Annecdotes to tell, If we guys ever get yas drunk-enough.

If I was ever Cut Loose & Free-Again, I'd make Dallas My First Stop..truly~

Glad I've proved Inspirational..I just LOVE being an Instigator!

Best Wishes, Big Hugs, Wee Forehead-Smooch too,
Stan

Hi Stan,

Ha Ha Ha, good lines in this one.

Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

HiDee Neighbor!

Yeah, I so Hate-Bein'-Typecast, but these Babies are SO much dern FUN to write! &, frankly, I sorty "Feel" for the Planet's Sex Workers. They're Under-Appreciated, most are Underpaid, many have abusive "Ownership", It's certainly a Dangerous Occupation..etc-etc.

Waal, back to penning Yet Another Song!

Many Thanks for Your Kind Visit, Fellow Eyebrow-Raiser!
Best Wishes & a Big Guy-Hug,
Stan

It's fun to live vicariously through your lyrics Stan. ALMOST better than the real thing with all the commentary.

And if you liked Amsterdam, well every city has a red light district in Holland. The one in Utrecht is a a series of houseboats moored permanently alongside a road in one of its canals. Big picture windows etc. Just drive by and choose.

I'm told there's (and actually witnessed one) lots of rear enders on that road (no get your mind out of the gutter...real ones, with cars and motorbikes)

There's also a growing Area in Brussels, as well..near the Grand Place..I discovered after making a Wrong Turn last visit there.

EVERY Major City HAS some form of Sexual Entertainment..somewhere..to keep the Touristos Returning...& the Cabdrivers Well-Tipped. (Rumor has it that Tampa's had so many Superbowls BECAUSE we have so many TittyBars all around town.)

I like Amsterdam because of the Van Gogh Museum & all their Many Antiques Shops..(It's a Clock Collector's Paradise..trust me!). I've been told the East Bloc Women have driven out most ALL the Locals (& other Country Gals) in the Red Light District..which doesn't sound like much of a Change-for-The-Better/I've sorty Concluded My Research..as far as Stray Femininity Goes.

& Taking a Lover means Twice the Overhead & Headaches & Heartaches...

But..if you're lonely...It IS Up-To-YOU to find out What DOES Make Ya Happy/there's really NO excuse to be miserable..it's a Busy, Fun Planet..& The Internet has REALLY Streamlined the Meeting Process, eh? ;-)>

Dunno WHICH I prefer: Younger..OR Wiser...heh! Guess I'm Stuck..with The Latter!

Thanks for Your Very Kind Visit & Words, CanadaMigo! Hope it's gettin' Warmer Up There..March is Soon A-Coming!

Best Wishes & a Big Guy-Hug,
Stan