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{Waal, Made-Ya-Look, didn't I? ;-)> & JUST when I thought My Muse had Deserted-me, along came THIS Baby!}
Don't Need Music or Candlelight They're IN Each Other's Arms Tonight! One Has Blue Hair, & One Has NONE "Hey, The Kids are GONE So Let's Have FUN~!"
(CHORUS) GERIATRIC SEX GERIATRIC SEX WITH Any LUCK, Kiddies, "THAT'S-What's-NEXT!" Over-60's..NO "Train-Wreck" (Thanks-to) GERIATRIC SEX!
Yeah, His Pants Hang-Below-His-Hips (Thank-God SUSPENDERS Keep-Their-Grip!) SHE No-Longer HAS Her Teeth But Grampa, there, "Spells Quick-Relief"
(SPOKEN CLIMB) He'll Give Her a WINK; She Says.."What The HECK"...
(CHORUS) GERIATRIC SEX GERIATRIC SEX Older Folks are REALLY..LESS-Perplexed! 'Cuz Over-60's NO Train-Wreck (They'/re/We're) ON-TRACK with GERIATRIC SEX!
(BRIDGE/MOD UP) Yeah, Grampa's maybe Some-Slower-Now & Grandma Ain't as-Spry But SPARKS FLY when They Cross Their Hearts (& HOPE That They Don't Die...) 'Cuz EVERYTHING'S..STIFFER..When-They-CONNECT With..GERIATRIC SEX~!
It's "Mr. Right" and "Mrs. Mom" LOVIN'..Like They Were At-The-Prom He Takes A WHILE..To Break A Sweat (Yeah, PARTS of Him's In GREAT-Shape YET~)
(CHORUS) For GERIATRIC SEX GERIATRIC SEX His "INNER CHILD" & Her "NESTING-IN-STINCT"..Still-CONNECT Think "Gettin'-It-ON..Is GONE"..YOU Lose-The-Bet.. (Ha-Haaa..) GERIATRIC SEX!
(SPOKEN) Here's some FIDDLE For all the Old Folks Out There who been Fiddlin' A-Round...(FIDDLE SOLO..."Turkey In The Straw" Preferred.)
When (Them/Us) Old Folks Take a Cruise (They/We) DON'T Need Cabins.."With A View" Just a Double Mattress, Extra-Firm & Lotsa Time, so (They/We) Can Squirm
(CLIMB) "Tough Luck" IF Ya Think That AIN'T "Politically-Correct"
(CHORUS) That GERIATRIC SEX GERIATRIC SEX The WAY Viagra SELLS, Wha'd You EXPECT? Over-60 is SOME Of THE BEST-You'll-GET... (Yeah, Kids) You Better BELIEVE..There's GERIATRIC SEX!
(TAG) Not In-No-Rush...For HEAVEN..YET... (We Got GERIATRIC SEX!~)
(C) 2008 by Stan Good, BMI All Rights Reserved.
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Stan,
You naughty naughty boy. I giggled even at the title and had to take a peek. I think you will find inquiring minds will be reading this to find out what you have up your sleeve. Sure to bring smiles. Funny how our muse comes out of nowhere sometimes and has a mind of it's own just when we haven't heard from it for awhile.
Best, Lynn
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There's an image I heard a comedian use once about accidentally seeing his grandma naked that I think MUST get shoehorned in here somewhere Stan. - He asked (paraphrasing)
Did you ever see one of those long skinny balloons the clown makes animals with - two weeks after the party - half deflated?
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Hmmm, I don't know, Stan. Even after four children and two miscarriages, I'm still not convinced my parents ever "did it". LOL This is a pretty good scribble job from your pen. I especially liked the bridge. Glad to know your wellspring of ideas hasn't dried up. Nice job, as usual. Greg
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
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Lawdy, Lawdy, Lawdy Miss Clawdy Stan, Somehow I knew who the author of this one was gonna be...and it wasn't on account of the CAPS lol. That... sparks fly and cross their hearts and hope they don't die line almost did me in ...laughing....so true. Keep 'em coming, JBW
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Late for a House Call this eve. But I'll Be BAAACK..soon, too!
THANKS Alla Ya Real Kind Folks...
Big Advance Hugs, Stan
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(SHE No-Longer HAS Her Teeth But Grampa, there, "Spells Quick-Relief")
Anybody under the age of 30 reading this is going to be in therapy for the rest of their lives! I love it Stan. I tripped over the meter and rhyme in a couple of places but I don't actually care.
Yes. There was a time when I'd strive to keep at it all night.... now it just TAKES all night!
Ron
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HiDee..Finally...(Whew! Long Evenin'!) Mz Lynn!
Yep..My Muse keeps sending these "Quickies" My Way...& I keep a-jottin' 'em down..('Cuz my Memory's SO bad these days!)
Yeah, 'Tis Springtime, & an Ol' Farts Thoughts turn to Amberbocks & Humorous Lyrics...(&..Occasionally..THAT, Too!!!) ;-)>
Hard to believe I'm "Over-60"...but Life's Still a Whale of a Lotta Fun...(& I never was any good at Math, anyways!)
Thanks for Your Kind Words & Visit, M'LadyChum!
Big Hugs, Stan
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HIDee Amigo, & Thanks for Visitin' The Ol' Folks Thread..heh!
Somewhere along the way...say by "Fifty-something"..ya realize that ALL flesh kinda gets gnarled & wrinkly..& even Spotty, sans enough Selenium.. It's, alas, very Normal.
Meanwhile, that BRAIN behind alla that "De-Composing" has been Mellowing & Maturing like a Fine Wine...(with Luck..& regular Exercizin')...& CAN chat witcha on a Special Wavelength that only comes with Maturity.
MY Grandmas could all OUT-Cook any "Hot Babes" I've ever known..& BOTH knew Baking Soda'd take the sting outta Bumblebee Bites.
Doubt Britney Spears even gives a damn...but who ya gonna call when ya get bee-stung, eh? ;-)> (Or your Heart Broken?)
What can I say, Amigo...but some of those "Nude Grannies" sell a lotta Calendars these days...so Somebody Appreciates 'Em out there!
Best Wishes & a Big Guy-Hug, Stan
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HiDee Brother Greg!
Amen to that "Hmmmm" Line, Amigo! Some Sage once said that "Every Generation thinks they were the First to Discover Sex"...heh-heh!
Me? I'm still Busy Mappin' It! WAS lotsa Fun doing this one..
Dunno WHAT I'll be writin' about when I hit 70...Hopefully Still some Extra-Spicy Stuff, on-occasion! (Yeah, that Bridge today sure WAS Evil FUN!)
We accidentally "Convinced" our Younger Son WE "did it"...& now he always knocks before entering our bedroom. (Let THAT be a Lesson..eh?) ;-)>
That led to "Older Folks Have Sex Lives, Too" over at Board 2...way back when!
Thanks for Your Kind Words & Visit, Amigo! Best Wishes & a Big Ol' Guy-Hug, Stan
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HIDee Brother James!
Yeah, if EVER there was a TIME when Older Folks have Reason to Pray, it's about 3-4 Seconds-After "The Deed", eh? ;-)>
I allus utter a Secret "Thankee" for not needin' Viagra...yet..too, for Good Measure! (I'm blessed with a Partner who gets a Kick outta my Ad Libs during The Act...It gets Harder & Harder to Do Something NEW & DIFFO after almost 38 Years of It...& I kinda HATE "Being Predictable"..as All Us Ol' Duffers Probably ARE...heh!)
So..I'm Occasionally a Horizontal Stand-Up...(& it's Great Fun!)
(No Heckling Allowed, of course!) ;-)>
Thanks for Your Very Kind Visit, Amigo!
Best Wishes & a Big Guy-Hug, Stan
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HIDee LT!
Only did it "All Night" Once...with a Certifiable "Nymphomaniac"..& as the Sun rose over the Horizon, she looked down in my face and asked "Are you GAY?"...
& it went "Eeuroooop"... ;-)>
I've been a Lover of Quality over Quantity...ever since..tho it WAS great fun "winning" those "endurance contests" back in Younger Days...
As I've gotten Older, I've come to realize how Important a good set of Knees are..& about a month ago, I nearly took off my Right -Side Big Toe with a Tree Spade...(& then..realized...how Important a good Big TOE can ALSO be During-The-Deed!!!)
(& we're NOT all THAT Acrobatic, I'll add...heh!)
Waal...Back to Writing About It...eh? ;-)>
Thanks for Your Kind Visit Amigo, & May All Your Nights Be Memorable!
Big Guy-Hug, Stan
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