Hi All,
Couldn't resist a little comical relief. Fresh Ink. I want it something along the lines of "Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox", with a 4 beat pause between "Aaand..." and the chorus and the chorus to speed up about 20%, and a turnaround between the first chorus slowing into 2nd verse and repeat the pattern.


Don’t Send My Ashes to My Exes

I have a few requests
Before my time to go
I don’t want any funeral
No final fancy show
Don’t cover me in dirt
Or put me in a box
Run me through the fire
Make it good and hot

Aaaaaaand….

Don’t send my ashes to my exes when I die-------------} Chorus
I want some sweet relief on the other side
I’ve heard enough complainin’ It’s an awful sound
My ears are mighty sore don’t want another round

Throw me a big party
Invite all my boys
Everyone get drunk
Make a lot of noise
Even if they call the cops
Make it last for days
Somethin’ to remember
Maybe a parade

Aaaaaaand….

Don’t send my ashes to my exes when I die-------------} Chorus
I want some sweet relief on the other side
I’ve heard enough complainin’ It’s an awful sound
My ears are mighty sore don’t want another round

Don’t give them to my brother-----------------------------} Bridge
He’ll surely make me pay
And give them to my exes
For stealing all his dates

Instrumental Break


Aaaaaaand….

Don’t send my ashes to my exes when I die-------------} Chorus
I want some sweet relief on the other side
I’ve heard enough complainin’ It’s an awful sound
My ears are mighty sore don’t want another round

Don’t send my ashes to my exes when I die-------------} Chorus
I want some sweet relief on the other side

Copyright 7/2020 John W Selleck

Last edited by John W. Selleck; 07/19/20 05:44 PM. Reason: bridge changed again!

Have a goodun,

John W. Selleck BMI Songwriter
A day without learning is a day lost forever.

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