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Leafs
by Gary E. Andrews - 05/01/24 01:05 PM
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by Fdemetrio - 04/25/24 01:36 AM
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Well, there's always this. Not sure if it qualifies since I already recorded a demo version of it to the best of my limited technical ability at the link below. If it doesn't qualify, at least it gives you lesser mortals something to aspire to LOL. https://soundcloud.com/themysteriousbeings/all-i-want-for-christmas-shorter-versionALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS (IS YOUR FAT ASS TO BE GONE) (Words & Music by Gavin Sinclair) Outside the window the carolers Are singing Silent Night But we don’t have too may of those ‘Cause all we do is fight ‘Tis the season of peace and love And I’d love some peace but Lord above You won’t shut up ‘bout how you’ve had enough Of me, but you’re still here CHORUS All I want for Christmas is your fat ass to be gone I’ll drive you to your momma’s, take your number off my phone And all I want to see underneath the Christmas tree Is a bottle of Johnny Walker Black that I bought just for me When you’re gone, I’ll get out that old sweater You thought I’d thrown away And I got a date with those pants you hate And we’re going out to play My friends will all be glad to see me I’ll watch what I want on the TV And it won’t suck so much to be me Because you’re gone CHORUS 2 All I want for Christmas is your fat ass to be gone I’ll drive you to your momma’s, take your number off my phone But what is this I see, underneath the Christmas tree It’s an envelope with a note you wrote And it’s addressed to me “Merry Christmas, baby, my ass is gone Thanks for the present of that big old truck you’re still making payments on I found the money you hid in your hat I took your dog, but I left my cat To remind you of me, wherever I’m at Enjoy being on your own. (SPOKEN) Well, I really miss my dog, and that cat sure is mean. I don’t miss you though, Baby. I haven’t made any payments on that truck for six months and the transmission’s about to go, and there sure wasn’t enough money in that hat of mine to pay for a new one. So, Merry Christmas to you too, Baby! CHORUS 3 It’s a merry Christmas and a Happy New Year I’m so happy on my own now your ass is out of here And who is this I see Beside the Christmas tree That old dog saw sense and jumped the fence And came running back to me. Merry Christmas, boy!
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