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Surely, my working in the name of this site, JPF, ought to open some Nashville doors, no?  This Ain't No Country Club © fnf (Spoken, slowly, over elevator music) Few* like this tune you're outta luck Cause this is not a country clubThis here is a (Pause, music stops) (Shouted) Country club (Country rock starts) V1 This ain't no Country ClubThey make you shave and scrub This here's a country club We ain't freaked out by nicks or blood V2 They got expensive dues We charge for drinks and food They act all prissy pants We're just plain folks who like to dance CHORUS So come on in and make a friend Boots or barefoot's good enough This ain't no Country ClubThis here's a country club V3 They serve umbrella drinks We brew beer in the sink They got a swimming pool We shoot it with a ball and cue So come on in and make a friend Boots or barefoot's good enough This ain't no Country ClubThis here's a country club BRIDGE Don't know who dubbed them Country Clubs But, lord, those things ain't country No hay, no cows, no dirt fresh-plowed They only smell of money So come on in and make a friend Boots or barefoot's good enough This ain't no Country ClubThis here's a country club *Few = If you
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