Hi Summer,

Hee hee -- the images here cracked me up, even though she's MAD!! Very amusing!

One logistical thing that bothered me and I can't think right off hand how I'd change it...but if he's told beforehand that it's going to hit him in the jaw, then he's not very likely to bend over and kiss that little white hiney.

If there's any way to change the wording so that he bends over and THEN it hits him in the jaw, without him knowing it, I think that the punchline would be much more powerful. I know the implication is there, but still -- he's being pre-warned and I think it should come as a total surprise for him -- and the listener!

Lisa