This is Her Weekend (to watch the dogs) - 10/20/10 03:45 PM
A new member over at the ramp mentioned how she couldn't go to nashville this weekend because she had to watch the dogs. Sounds like a song. I put together a girl version and asked if she wanted to co-write on it (she sings really well!). While I am awaiting her response (I don't know if she thinks she can trust old, married guys), I penned the guy version.
As they say: it is what it is.
EDIT: I forgot to mention that if anyone wants to sing this song better than me (not much of a challenge), I'll send you the backing tracks without the vocals.
Kevin
P.S. What's this thing with SoundClick auto-playing the tune nowadays? Couple of tech glitches here and there -- I'll fix them soon enough. EDIT: I got rid of the autoplay by using the longer url link.
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This is Her Weekend (to watch the dogs)
(c) Emmrich 2010 (Guy Version)
(verse)
I wanna go fishing
My ex is bitching
That there's two dogs to watch
I need a vacation
or at least some appreciation
and her lame story doesn't wash
(verse)
I don't really miss her
or the way things were
and she's supposed to keep Delta and Dawn
we wrote it in an agreement
the judge signed and sealed it
this is her weekend to watch the dogs.
(chorus)
I wish I was out barking
or howling at the moon
or down at Danny's
Buying babes typhoons
but here I am at home
Dog Whisperer on the tube
It must be against the law
this is her weekend to watch the dogs.
(verse)
I'm gonna call my lawyer
and the National Guard
and when they arrest her, I'll applaud
she thinks she's found a loop hole
but she ain't gonna get parole
this is her weekend to watch the dogs.
(chorus again)
(bridge)
You know Delta and Dawn are sort of sweet
and they love lying by my feet
but Sam just gave a shout,
there are spring break girls all about
(chorus again and tag)
Kevin: Acoustic guitar, vocals
BIAB: Drums, Bass, acoustic guitar, electric guitar, piano
As they say: it is what it is.
EDIT: I forgot to mention that if anyone wants to sing this song better than me (not much of a challenge), I'll send you the backing tracks without the vocals.
Kevin
P.S. What's this thing with SoundClick auto-playing the tune nowadays? Couple of tech glitches here and there -- I'll fix them soon enough. EDIT: I got rid of the autoplay by using the longer url link.
************************************************
This is Her Weekend (to watch the dogs)
(c) Emmrich 2010 (Guy Version)
(verse)
I wanna go fishing
My ex is bitching
That there's two dogs to watch
I need a vacation
or at least some appreciation
and her lame story doesn't wash
(verse)
I don't really miss her
or the way things were
and she's supposed to keep Delta and Dawn
we wrote it in an agreement
the judge signed and sealed it
this is her weekend to watch the dogs.
(chorus)
I wish I was out barking
or howling at the moon
or down at Danny's
Buying babes typhoons
but here I am at home
Dog Whisperer on the tube
It must be against the law
this is her weekend to watch the dogs.
(verse)
I'm gonna call my lawyer
and the National Guard
and when they arrest her, I'll applaud
she thinks she's found a loop hole
but she ain't gonna get parole
this is her weekend to watch the dogs.
(chorus again)
(bridge)
You know Delta and Dawn are sort of sweet
and they love lying by my feet
but Sam just gave a shout,
there are spring break girls all about
(chorus again and tag)
Kevin: Acoustic guitar, vocals
BIAB: Drums, Bass, acoustic guitar, electric guitar, piano