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Carolina
by Fdemetrio - 01/16/25 08:31 PM
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by Gary E. Andrews - 01/13/25 11:47 PM
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The goal of our "Song Challenges" is to write songs/lyrics on demand within set parameters. We don't critique each other's songs in this thread (but you can say you like someone's song if you want to.) Please post your original works. If you have already written a song/lyric that fits within the parameters, please feel free to post it.
How about a funny song that features social networks like Facebook, Twitter, Yelp, Dig and any other that you know off. I think you could have a lot of fun with this, especially with Twitter.
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Facebook words and music by C. Stewart ( Sept 2, 2012 ) listen here... http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewartI don't need no help from Yelp And I'm not here to Dig Twitter doesn't fly with me And Facebook sure is big But yeah I joined the party Thought I'd have myself a look How on earth can everybody Fit inside this book CHORUS... Cause most of my family and friends are here Spilling their guts on line Showing their butts to the rest of the world Granny lay off a that wine Lots of pretty faces But there's some that'll scare ya too I even saw my first Alien Hey mom, was that you You looked kinda funny With your great big ol' square head But I laughed at your message Cause, here's what it said CHORUS... Most of my family and friends are here Spilling their guts on line Showing their butts to the rest of the world And now you can look at mine Lots of pretty faces But there's some that'll scare ya too I even saw my first Alien Hey mom, was that you You looked kinda funny With your great big ol'square head But I laughed at your message Cause, here's what it said CHORUS... Most of my family and friends are here Spilling their guts on line Showing their butts to the rest of the world Granny lay off a that wine http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewartjuggling... http://youtu.be/d3EHKCqRm6A
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I had written this a few weeks back while bored at work. I rattled it off kinda fast. When I saw this new song challenge, I figured I'd put it in.
"Hug and a Kiss"
V
Good morning baby how'd you sleep
-Just a minute I'm chatting with my Facebook peeps
Let me tell you about this dream I had
-My cousin Jenny changed her status
Oh.. that's so sad
C
All I wanted was a hug and a kiss
Maybe your in a selfish mood
Hey I'm not a jealous dude
I just think your being rude
All I wanted was a hug and a kiss
V
I came home from work happy as can be
Just as usual I'm the same old me
You walk on by and hardly crack a smile
Seem so wrapped up in that make believe life
All I wanted was a hug and a kiss
B
If social media could give me a hug and a kiss
That'd be great and we'd be rich
But until then, watch out for what you might miss
You might just miss a hug and a kiss
V
Where's your Facebook friends now
What's their status update?
Keep on scrolling before its too late
Never know what you might miss
You might just miss a hug and a kiss
C
All I wanted was a hug and a kiss
Maybe your in a selfish mood
Hey I'm not a jealous dude
I just think your being rude
All I wanted was a hug and a kiss
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My social network, is the guys down at the bar.
and myspace is a place down at the lake
Twitter is the sound , of my car about to break down,
and I'll check with my doctor if i need a status update.
Do you Like this?
It's everything about everyone, stuff you didn't need to say.
Do you Like this?
31 people like RabbitRunway.
( RabbitRunway is the name i play under) XD.
ummm.. i just found this forum and i love this idea.. keep the song challenges comming.. ! rolled this around for about the time it took for my wife to drive to get my smokes..
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Thanks for posting your lyric, Justin. I think a lot of "significant others" can appreciate them.
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Thanks for posting, John! Glad you had fun with it.
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Phone Bones
Everybody walking round
twittering their thumbs
Not watching where they're going
Like they're blind deaf and dumb
Posterity may wonder
about their tiny phalanges
withered and useless
For anything but typing
On miniscule keyboards
Ever growing smaller
Curious development
As we grow ever taller
Like tyranasaurus Rex
Big and mean
With tiny little arms
Can't reach anything
An ego under its own power travels assback. ~ Smarticus
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Well I don't have anything about Facebook or Twitter, but this one is funny and does mention a Zoo Keeper.... http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=7439082It's called "Newly Divorced and The Buzzards Are Circling"
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Funny song, Taggy. Thanks for posting.
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Thanks, Jean, I had an idea about a song called "Phone Bones" by a band called Tiny phalanges but I couldn't figure out what to do with it. I think I have used the T-Rex line in a song already but I can't remember if I did or just wanted to.
An ego under its own power travels assback. ~ Smarticus
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