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3-D breasts!!


©-MFB III


She had been blessed with 3-D breasts,
and nothing she wore could compress
their girth, because each day at school
they popped---right out
and even though we tried
to be polite and disregard them....
it was difficult to not notice their clout

They were always way ahead of her
it was a young boys treat
they were both quite skilled at gliding
like two large buses colliding
on a curved lollipop street.

Though we made a lot of guesses
on what was her true dimensions,
She must have been a triple C- cup
because we never could miss C-ing them.

They jiggled and they wobbled
just like two Humongous goblets,
of peach jello... all the fellows
would softly mumble where they sat...

" Hey, man there's always room for that!"

And quite often we concurred
while making room when she appeared,
that she had all of the rooms
in our school looking at her."

Much like airbags, tightly packed
the force of their release would smack
and then quite easily decap--itate the head....

....Off any lucky young boy who
might wind up bruised... but never blue,
he'd be our hero even after he was dead.

She taught us Health much to our glee,
though we were robust as can be
and when she did her demonstration
On artificial resuscitation,
I was so enamored, I could hardly breathe.

and when she bent beside my desk
to check a class paper or a test
those shadows were like Mt. McKinley's
topped with snow, and I had a little
climber set to go.

But when she gave her explanation
on premature ejaculation,
I was not the only one
to find out it was rather fun!

But sadly last year when she died
at the age of ninety-five,
even then her funeral it tempted me
I'll bet her coffin was designed
to be ten extra inches high,
and I was sure it would be
something strange to see.

I know I used to feel that way
less three or so inches compiled
.......spare the rod...
and .....spoil the child.

But in the end I didn't go
to that funeral you know
I would rather leave her
memories undisturbed,
cause I still think of her often,
and I'm sure her open coffin
might remind me of
the fateful Hindenburg

Two pendulums forever stilled
and all my dreams
left unfulfilled,
as Mother Earth would cover
all things 3-D-lightful,
from my view forevermore
off to some heavenly shore
so I wrote this song
to leave you all insightfull.


MFB III Productions
ArtWhimsically Yours Studio-(c)- 1997



Thanks, Miss Quick for the Mammaries
some Adolescent embarrassment and a healthier
then usual puberty. ............MFB III

A true story from the heyday of my youth.

Singing this would be a mouthful too, but fun

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Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

HiDee MFB3-Bro!

A Fine Paean to Protuberance & Monody to Mammaries!

A pretty Hefty Write..yet they DO sound Deserving.

Somewhere there's a Point Stuck in My Mind
Where they Surpass "Stacked" & Become..Bovine...

Good Luck with this Remembrance, Amigo/May the good Teacher Breast-in-Peace finally, too!

Best Wishes & a Big Guy-Hug,
Stan

hahahaha this is cute, of course I don't know what you're talking bout....glyn

UH-HUH...I can see Glynda that you haven't got one clue....ya got two!!...lol but hey I am sure you're doing the breast you can to figure this song out...lol~~~~MFB III

LOL Glynda! You fell right into that and that was funny!!

MFB, you never run out of things to write about and this time you came up with two topics! It's very cute though I must confess I don't have that problem!

Dottie

This was an entertaining read. Honestly, I think if you were ever to put it to music, may want to coll. with Calvin on that one, I know this is his favorite genre..LOL.

I feel it may be a bit long, maybe a bit of a trim, but it was still fun to read. My suggestion is to perhaps just mention you don't know where she is or what's she's doing, instead of the funeral part, but I bet she's got men in the retirement home, just a stewin'...make it end on a happier note. jmho

Have a good one and keep writing!!

Kimberly

ah, but it was the end of one of the happiest memories in my adolescense, I can't fictionalize something that big. But I like the way you think, and I like happy endings but only if they come treu...lol thanks for stopping by kimberly, I will have to have a chat with Calvin.~~~~MFB III

Hey Calvin, Tampa and Dottie, thanks for the mammaries of getting comments from you. Calvin more than a mouthful is never a waste, and Tampa I am sure she is somewhere abreast of peace
far above. Dottie you don't need this problem, in the end they sag so bad that you wobble when you walk....LOL~~~MFB III