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I'd love to hear this sung if it's even possible. Anybody hear a tune in this?

Harris Tobias

CASUAL SEX

We met at a bar, I bought her a drink
I thought she was pretty, she asked what I’d think
Of a jolly roll in the hay
I said that in theory I thought it was fine
She smiled and whispered your place or mine
So we went to her place and sipped on some wine
And proceeded to have lovely sex

Sex, sex, casual sex
What could be easier
What less complex
No commitments, no strings
No relationship things
And no emotional wrecks
Just two healthy adults
Alone in a bed
Admiring the way nature
Made us instead
Of dinner and dating
And games with your head
just simple casual sex

I asked her if I could see her again
She said that she didn’t want to complain
But I wasn’t really that good in the sack
And she wouldn’t care if I never came back
It hurts me to think of the techniques I lack
And that as a lover I’m lame
But I guess its all part of the game

Sex, sex, casual sex...

I can't think of any guys who would want to sing this part in public.....

"But I wasn’t really that good in the sack
And she wouldn’t care if I never came back
It hurts me to think of the techniques I lack
And that as a lover I’m lame"

Oh, come on Colin, it's all in fun. I think the audience would get a chuckle out of it.

Harris

Hell;o,, Tobiash..I agree With Colin...
Just flip it build a man up..What;s
wrong with you..lol.lol...you make
a man look'' wimpy....Did she tell
you point blank you were not good
in the sack..??....If it;s casual
she prob,wouldn;t care if you were
good or not...you both just needed
an release..period,,
This casual mess is Bs...lol.lol..
no ties no intimacy.. just freakin
with each other,,,period....

But You have a very nice lay out
for a very Universal Song~~


**** So What happened to the friends
with benefits line,,??


Best Wishes
To you..
Shirl;o

that's funny as hell...
the singer of this would have to be a confident chap who's certain he's not this guy and therefore has no problem of delivering the punch lines
no star would do it, they are too ego driven...
i'll let you know if I come up with anything as I'm both confident AND lacking in star power mj

unfortunately the tune in my head for this goes alot like
" There was an Old lady who lived in a shoe "

In reality casual sex will probably not come back into vogue any time in the near future. At least not until cures for all these STD's are found. That halcyon period after The Pill and before AIDS was really a fun time, kinda nice while it lasted. Cute write, however.

I'd love to hear it even with the old lady vibe. It takes guts to sing lyrics like these. Have courage my friend, remember it's just a song not a confession.

Harris

This might be a great one to perform at an after-hours open mike, where it would no doubt get a lot of laughs, similar to the old song about why don't we get drunk and *****.