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Hi folks...

Sorry to not be able to hang around here much lately...but a little bird told me that one of our long time (and I mean LONG TIME) members of our lyrical community is having a birthday today. Please join me in providing suitable good wishes...and a bit of harassment if you will. He sure needs it. LOL

So Happy Birthday Mudgie!!

He is older'n the hills
So say what you will
That Mudgie-guy's havin' birthday
He'd hate you all knowin'
But his age, it is showin'
So I'm hopin' he'll have a great day
He won't tell his age
But that is ok
For tellin' you I'll hafta pay

Please feel free to add your own verses!!

Hugs,
Bobbie

Hello Roberto, glad you pointed out
That someone from the stone age's still about
Methuselah is crying in his beard
To learn his record's smashed by eighty years
Especially by a song composing guy
Hard living usually means they're first to die
But no one lives a softer life than Wy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WYMAN (and may you extend the record another eighty years! )

Happy Birthday, Wyman!

My advice: Tell everyone that you are 10 years older than you really are...They will always say how great you look!



Emily

Jump and shout
Don't hesitate
Blow your candles
Cut the cake


H A P P Y
B I R T H D A Y



Calvin

Happy Birthday Wyman,
And best wishes for many more, no matter what anyone else says about you, we still like you.

Happy Birthday Mr. Wy.


Vanessa

The reason I don't know my age is it was on those clay tablets they used to write on ya' know and mine got broke.
Wy
(Mud)
And I wonder if there's a single blonde in the whole world you can trust.any opinions you guys?)

He likes to keep things secret
So this comes as no surprise
That his birthday is upon us
At his age, should realize
That Bobbelina knows things
Like his love for sweets homemade
So let me raise my coffee mug
To Y, now go get l---!! (ho ho ho)



Hey Wyman!!! Happy Happy Birthday!! Keep your eye's out for a very special e-card, gonna go fix it up right now!!

xoxo,
Your Booness

The reason I don't know my age is it was on those clay tablets they used to write on ya' know and mine got broke.
Wy
(Mud)
(And I wonder if there's a single blonde in the whole world you can trust.Any opinions you guys?)

Happy Birthday Wyman!

Or should I say Mr. Curmudggeon!
We love ya! Have all the cookies you want (they are calorie free on birthdays!).
Derek

During a little lurking I see that you're back on board Derek, Welcome back. I figure on being back on ay least a little.
Wy
Mud)
(And this thread has erased any doubts I had about posting my next song <G>)

Hey Ben,
Yep on the soft life.Age has it's privileges
Work's all behind. Thanks Ben
Wy
(Mud)
(And a certain blondes name is now Mud too)
<G>

That's a good thought Emily <G>

Emily
Oh Emily
Is there another girl
Like Emily

Wy
(Mud)

Happy Birthday, Wy!

I'd better double up on these so it'll get to the bottom on the board faster therefore giving more time to plot revenge.

Thanks Calvin, I plan on being on the board more so as to be able to post my "revenge" song <G>
Thanks John, A curmudgeon always needs friends <G>
Wy
Mud

Howdy Benji,

Now THAT'S suitable harassment!! He needed that! Appreciate you stepping into the fray!

Hugs,
Bobbie

Howdy Ms Emily,

I tried that for awhile myself. Trouble with that is that sometimes some of us actually DO look ten years older!! LOL I'm not talkin' about anybody in pertiklar you understand!

Thanks for dropping in with the well wishes.

Hugs,
Bobbelina

Howdy Calvin,

Now if he jumped and shouted
You could be sure something'd break
And he's so out of breath these days
Those candles all are safe
They say with age comes wisdom
But age came alone in Mudgie's case

I see he is plotting revenge..LOL so I just have to build up something worthy of revenging you see.

Thanks for the verse, Calvin! Much appreciate you dropping in.

Hugs,
Bobbie

HI Vanessa,
I haven't been around here much, but I believe you had or have some problems. I hope they all come to a satisfactory conclusion.
Thanks for coming by
You baaaaad Boo.
And that "card", it was badder than that.
You need to, uh, shape up.
But thanks anyway,(I think)
<G>
Wy
(Mud)

That was a good one Bobbelina!

Should be fun to see what he comes up with (regarding revenge song -- but what rhymes with that?)

Boo

Well, John...don't say I didn't warn ya!! Our "old" Mudgie'll prolly make us all pay for reminding him of his approaching elderly status. But what the heck...somebody hadda do it! LOL

Good to see ya!

Hugs,
Bobbie

Hi there Ms Vanessa...

It is great to see you back here. Thanks for joining in the kind thoughts for our elder statesman here. LOL

Hugs,
Bobbie

Howdy Boo...

I know this is out of order but hadda respond to your note. LOL Thought of a rhyme with revenge and hadda get it down before I lost it.

He wanted to exact revenge
But that's not where this story ends
Cause Mudgie's getting way too old
His edges have begun to mold
I think I'll just wait and see
What Mudgie tries to do to me
He'll want to pay me back for sure
But payment just might be the cure
He's just really soft inside
That part of him he tries to hide
He tries to make us think he's bad
But cookies prove he can be "had"

Hugs,
Bobbelina

Hey Bobbelina...

I was actually thinking a good word to SORTA rhyme with revenge would be:

DEPENDS!! (they make them for men, don't they?)

Boo

Howdy Boo,

You do realize that now that you've given him that directive...he can (and WILL) blame you for any negative results..."Boo made me do it!" LOL Yeah he SHOULD know better...but hey, that's them old codgers for ya!!

Hugs,
Bobbelina

Well HOWDY Mudgie!!

LOL I don't know about those clay tablets. All this time I was thinking you were about in the era of papyrus. LOL I always believe in giving you the benefit of the doubt.

You know there may NOT be a "single" blonde you can trust but there are a few of us blonde widda wimmin that might qualify.

Hope it was a real happy day for you!!

Hugs,
Bobbelina

Happy Birthday Wy!!!

Have a happy one!


Charlann

Thanks Jean,
Have you got any challenges going? Well, I can look

And there's the culprit, perpetrator and instigator I ought not even speak to her. Uh, but then there's cookies to consider. I'll have to weigh it in the balance but it's already tipping the wrong way. Prob'ly need another cookie baker but they're hard to find these days, specially good ones.
Mud to Mud

BethieBoo again,
Well revenge--Stonhenge. Might be kinda hard to work Stonehenge in tho' (And quit encouraging her. She's bad enough as is.)I think she said she's not bad , she's just really good but I don't know anything about that.
I like that "Elder Statesman" that blonde culprit came up with but to fill the role, I'd have to look distinguished like Al David and that might be kinda' tough.
Well, my typing finger's tired so I'd better retire from the field
Mud

Goodness no, Stonehenge could be worked in quite nicely. I'll leave that up to the Revernger and the Revengee to figure it out though.

Speaking of the field, how'd the Cubbies do?

BoothBayHarbor

Yep Boo...DEPENDS will do nicely!!! Hee hee hee

He says making the perpetrator pay
Will be the best revenge
But that's merely a matter of control
And for that he'll need DEPENDS.

Go Mudgie!!

Hugs,
Bobbelina

Howdy Charlann,

Hope you are feeling LOTS better these days. Please send an update when you can. Miss you!! I am sure that Mudgie appreciates the sweet wishes.

Hugs,
Bobbie

Well howdy Derek,

So nice to see you back around these parts!! Mudgie seems to be one of those fortunate folks who can eat anything they want and never gain a pound. LOL I can only wish!!!

Hugs,
Bobbie

Happy, Happy Birthday, Honey Poo Sweetie Pie Curmudgeon Wyman!!

Give me a hug and blow out your candles.

Me

Morning Bobbelina,

I think it's quite plausible to make a full-time job out of penning fun songs for Wyman.

The special day's now come and gone
Another year has passed
But Wyman is still going strong
How long does caffeine last?

Later dudes and dudettes....
Boo

Kiss Another Year 'Goodbye' Man
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY" Brother Wyman!
Sorry this is Late-in-Coming
(My Muse couldn't get Her Motor Running)
Everything Slows-Down when you get Older
EXCEPT That Calendar ('Hard to Hold Her!)
But Now You Are "1-More-Year The-Wiser"
Light UP a Blond, DOWN a Budweiser!

& Celebrate a Bit, Bro-Migo!

Big "Happy Belated Birthday" Guy-Hug,
Slowish Ol' Stan

Ahhh, but revenge can be sweet.
And that about being soft inside is just a vicious rumor.(Well, there are cookies to consider but even a curmudgeon is entitled to "one" weakness)
And like Bill Clinton, it depends what depends means. like it depends what "is" is. Boo, hiss, hiss Boo
I'll probably miss somebody but the aforementioned culprit, having to still work for a living, (Poor thing), is probably more efficient and covered them anyway.
More coffee
Mud

Wy,

Now, all these folks just don't seem to appreciate the virtues of having gained senior status. We are wiser, have watched more of the evolution of mankind (not always pretty, though), get lots of discounts, parents generally make their kids be nice to us, that as the hair disappears from our head we can grow it other places...like our ears and our noses, that we get free checking accounts with lots of little perks, how we invigorate the economy with medical expenses, how our graying hair makes us look distinguished (rather than old), how we are often referred to as wise sages due to our many life experiences...the list goes on and on. They are jealous, Wy...just plain ole jealous! And every danged one of them hopes that they, too, reach senior staus. They won't admit it, but they're mad because we beat them to it!

Happy Birthday, my friend!

Al

I was on this site back in 62 (strechin it a bit)
writin lyrics like....someone new
when some darn good writers, yeah even back then
Gave me great advice on ,,how to do this thang..

Thanks Bobbie
Happy Birthday Wymann

ps I was born late in the evenin, and I've been late to everything since.....

Allen Bilodeau

Hi there Ms Jeanie B!! So good to see you again. Thanks for the kind wishes for Wy.

Hugs,
Bobbie

Heck, You can blame Boo most any time and be pretty safe, cause she'd probly guilty of it. Kinda like bettin' on big Brown--can't hardly lose. and far as Stonehenge---We built 'er good didn't we.
Naw, I'd just got outa' school when papyrus started coming in so I never learned to use it <G
And as fer'blonde widder women, they're worse than single ones. They've had more time to learn devilment <G>
Mud
(And messin with that blonde culprit and that Boo person, I'll prob'ly miss somebody "important" G>)

I'm gonna have to dig up that "Shirkin' My Workin'" thread again...it's around here somewhere...

Of course, I've heard the memory is one of the first things to go ...so if you don't remember it too well, don't you worry your little old head about it . It was a nice long thread (that's the term we use for back and forth comments about a particular topic )...and all your friends came on board to chat with you! In fact, you were fairly insistent that we keep it going ad nauseum, but you were starting to sound, well, a little needy, and we had to shut it down.... !!

You have yourself a nice evening now, okey-dokey?

Your's Truly,
Boo (my REAL name is Beth, but in case you get confused, you can just look at the name on top of the picture, to my left....). HEE HEE HEE HEE

P.S. I suspect I'm going to owe you some pretty big cookies after this one....

Hey Boo...you are right...this could be the reincarnation of Shirkin!! LOL Mudgie is so easy to write about.<G>

He begged and he pleaded
For those cookies that he needed
Til she finally sent him some
Just to make him stop complainin'
But he thought no one would blame him
If he could tame that feisty one

Or maybe:
He was going to make her pay
Make that woman rue the day
When she spilled the beans about his birthday
He was out for suitable revenge
But he was older than Stonehenge
And he couldn't remember who she was anyway

Hugs,
Bobbelina

Morning Bobbelina!

These three lines are worth their weight in gold (or perhaps in this case, in STONE)!!!

He was out for suitable revenge
But he was older than Stonehenge
And he couldn't remember who she was anyway

I was thinking, too, maybe we could have a bake sale for him...give him a couple of treats while raising some funds to get him into that nice Assisted Living Center he's been wait-listed for.... A win-win situation!!

xoxo,
Boo, starting to shake in her BOOts....

Hi Charlann, Well, as to the birthday, I was really trying to ignore it but "that" went by the boards <G>
Thanks and "School's alnost over" you'll soon be fit as a fiddle.
As to the "person" inquiring about the Cubbies, they're on a roll.I a ten game homestand, they won eight. Last I looked a two game lead in the division on the Cards and 2 1/2 on the Astros
WY
Mud

G'day, Tricia, otherwise known as Angel Of Mercy.
Thanks but you got all that salutation wrong except the last part.<G>
As to the reference to caffeine from "the poster following" , why I just saw the other day this learned guy give 5 different ways that caffeine was good for you.
Hey Stan thanks,
There oughta be a song in that "Light Up A Blonde" line. Why don'tcha' write it.
I would but I don't know much about blondes. (Well for that matter, I don't know much about women period. They do not seem to compute.
Wy
Mud

Getting back to blondes, (How can you get away from them, they're proliferating all over the place, just look at T V.)
Anyway, confirming my suspicion that them there Southern blondes were the worst of the lot, there was this blonde who lives up north someplace knew my b'day for "years" and "she" never snitched on me.
I rest my case <G>
Wy
Mud

What Al said,
Everybody read Al's post. He talks better than i do. Probly had schoolin or maybe he's just smarter <G
Way ta' go Al.Thanks
Thanks iceberg---Allen. That sounds like a cajun name. One a' them cajun girls sent me her picture once. Dang she was purty.
There's that pesky Boo again. Her and that Blonde culprit shouldn't be allowed on the same thread. OH BRI....AN!!!
""""""" I'm gonna have to dig up that "Shirkin' My Workin'" thread again.""""""""" YOU wouldn't dare!!!!!!!And you've got memory but it's a "convenient" memory You fix it up however you want it. 'Twasn't that way at all.
Whew, that's enough dealing with ornery women for a while.
I'd better take a break
Wy
Mud

Well B....it's like this ....... as Kaley co-writer...You'd
have been too curmudgeonry like for me to post it over the years BUT you've mellowed nicely ...I think southern blondes, bayou
women, boo boo's and Feisty Irish...red heads have helped in the mellowing process...and I'm so tickled Bobbie posted your birthday...TIS HIGH TIME!!!!!I say...

uh, by the way, I do confess..........
I may have snitched a time or two to a red head ...though...

On the serious side, I'm just so thankful you're here B,...You
are a most remarkable man...

Happy Birthday Again.......
kk

Oh yeah!! blond culprit, instigator, agitator and other stuff like that. Your time is growing short. You'd better mend your ways. Just listen at "this"
___________________
Stonehenge will be revenge
They cast a spell upon it
And it's coming true this year
All blonds will disappear
They'll be seen no more
Gone like the dinosaur
So they'd better repent
Their time has come and went

There's prob'ly a few worth saving but they may have to pay the price for the bad ones. I don't know if there'll be any special provisions made or not. <G>
Mud