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This can be heard here....http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Musical Drano © words and music by C. Stewart ( Nov. 5, 2007 ) My name is Johnny six strings But they call me treble clef Always played my music loud I guess that's why I'm deaf I was, stormin' like Norman I was, ridin' like Clyde Playin' in my birthday suit With nothing to hide CHORUS.... I got, musical drano It's in my braino And I, never know what's comin' next Musical drano Makes me insano And, puts my plumbin' to the test I've seen some sad notes fallin' From the rhythm and blue skys That's why I wear a helmet And dark shades across my eyes Seen Christmas songs, Christmas trees That never will get picked But I've never seen a dogs butt Another dog won't lick CHORUS.... I got, musical drano It's in my braino And I, never know what's comin' next Musical drano Makes me insano And, puts my plumbin' to the test BRIDGE... When I feel the flush, I get a certain rush And now I think ya know the reason why CHORUS.... I got, musical drano It's in my braino And I, never know what's comin' next Musical drano Makes me insano And, puts my plumbin' to the test
Last edited by Calvin; 11/07/07 08:01 AM.
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Gosh Calvin I just opened up this page and this is the first thing I read ! Oh my gosh. I'm laughing with you .... ! But I've never seen a dogs butt Another dog won't lick jm 
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Good Morning Calvin I just had a listen... smiling again...it's a really catchy chorus ! I have a feeling it will be in my head all day. a good thing... I can identify with it....maybe not such a good thing .....ha well, I enjoyed the listen Have a nice day jm
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LOL Got my attention with that title! Hilarious song!! Thanks for this. No nits...he he
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Hello Brenda, Thank you for taking a peek at this one, I'm glad you got a smile from it. Much appreciated. Have a good day. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Mornin' Calvin,
You are a riot....I won't even ASK what inspired this one, but I'm glad you didn't let the moment "pass"....
The dog bit is perfectly crude!
Keep up the good work, you big silly billy!
Beth
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Hello Beth, Glad ya liked it, I appreciate you taking a moment to check this one out. Thanks & have a good weekend. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Calvin,
Just want to say that was fun to listen to!
Delightful!
Thanks for sharing.
Kristi
A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write,
if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself. What a man can be,
he must be. -- Abraham Maslow, American Psychologist
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He he Calvin
I love it and it's good to know some of that stuff....LOL!
Never know when you might need it. Ya know cool look and all that...
Hope you weren't eatin cheesies when you wrote this.
Have a good one man!
Eric
If you're going to judge someone, do it on the side of mercy.
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Hello Eric, ha.....thanks for taking the time to look. Enjoy the rest of your weekend. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Calvin,
I started to read the lyrics and decided that had to listen to the MP3. I really liked it.
Bob(a.k.a.Borderlord)
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Calvin,
Has anyone ever told you that your mind ain't right? Or maybe that it has totally left you? You're just way too funny!
And yeah, the dog's butt couplet is by far one of the catchiest lines I have read in ages. Love this one!
Alan
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Hi Bob, Hope you're doing well today. Thanks for tuning in & I appreciate your thoughts and visit. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hey Calvin
Really enjoyed listening to this one and the lyrics my friend are top notch I especially liked these
I've seen some sad notes fallin'
From the rhythm and blue skys
That's why I wear a helmet
And dark shades across my eyes
Great job and what a fun song! What effect do you add to make your guitar sound that way?
Have a great day!
Derek
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Hi Alan, Thanks for giving me a minute of your time, I know you got a lot going on in your life. I wish you both the best. Glad you liked the dogs butt. Yes, I've been told I'm not right, butt what am I left to do ? Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Derek, Glad you could take the time to listen. I appreciate your comments. Thank you. delay Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Calvin,
Drano/braino. Funny rhyme. Sounds like you're having fun with this one. Good to hear you singing more. Keep singing.
Vanessa
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Hi Vanessa, Thanks for your time & you're comments are so kind. Nice avatar too. Glad ya liked the drano braino thing. Yes it's fun. Have a good day. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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