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"Dwell"
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Well, H 'n H, I really ain't got time to respond but I'd like to see this thing get to a hundred so I can have some peace of mind and quit drinkin' afternoon coffee. I don't even "like" afternoon coffee that much. -------------- -----.as fer that harrass rhyme line...I don't talk like that---------------Uh, Oh------ --------just cause!!!----That ain't no reason --------- At least KK enjoyed it. She's had more experience with ya than even I have!!---------- --------What does KK know? <G> -----------------So...whut are you plannin' to pitch? You think you've written somthin' worthy a' that? --------Well, I ain't really had time to decide what to pitch, having been distracted by "other" things, and then it'll still be a problem, having so much worthy stuff to pitch. Wy
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Howdy Mudgie.. Hey...I think you got another song brewin' there...She's Got Me Drinkin' Afternoon Coffee!! Who sez I'm gonna stop at a hunnerd? And "just cause" is plenny o' reason for the likes a' me! LOL You just don't have the same insight I guess. I know Ms KK...an' from what I can tell...she knows A LOTTA stuff!! Here's anuther one fer ya...She's Such A Distraction. Now stop yer bi^chin' an' git ta pitchin'!! I gotta go out fer dinner...cain't stay here all night an' work through yer issues!! LOL Hugs, B
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Chuckles and applause all around...
Though had I left it at 101, you could have written "101 Damnations"...a little spoof on the Dalmation tale (tail)!
Or maybe when all is said and done, you can write a POST MORTEM!! Now there's a cheery thought, huh?
Trying to get back in the groove, Boobooski
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Heya Wyman
Maybe you should have titled it shirkin my replies lol. At this rate ya might well go for 200! I am sure Beth an Bobbie will be more than happy to oblige it! BTW Bobbie that was an awesome little Ode to Wyman here and ten minutes you say? wow pretty darn good! Sincere Blessings Derek
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Uh, G'day Bobbelina, My suffering will never end. Well, Maybe in the hereafter which with my rapidly advancing age, may not be long off <G> ----------Hey...I think you got another song brewin' there...She's Got Me Drinkin' Afternoon Coffee!! -------- Well, I'm thinkin' more like just, "She's got me drinkin'------------- ----------- She's got me drinkin in the morning Afternoon and evening too Every since I met 'er Anytime will do The pain doesn't really leave Just don't feel it for a time She's even got me drinkin' In the middle of the night --------- You just don't have the same insight I guess. -------Well, heck no. Who can tell what a woman's thinkin' inside or insight or any a' them, there things. ------------ I know Ms KK...an' from what I can tell...she knows A LOTTA stuff -------Well, KK may "Know" a lotta' stuff, but sometimes she get "confused' ya' see. <G> ----------.cain't stay here all night an' work through yer issues!! LOL---------"I" ain't got no issues. "Other" folks have issues but "I" ain't got no issues. And speaking of song titles--possibilities, how about this one---------It was on the AOL news a day or two ago that "sex" can cure "headaches". Now "that'd" be a switch from the ,uh, usual. "Got" to be a song there. I'd better have another cuppa' coffee 'fore I try to straighten Boo out. I thought she was real busy and feeling poorly. Wy Well, being reinforced by another cuppa' coffee and seeing as Boo isn't gonna' be quite as "bad" today, (maybe she really "is" kinda' busy and poorly and stuff), I'll edit her on. Lessee--- 101 Damnations---yep, oughta' be a song there all right. If you covered them all, it would be "one long song", so I guess you'd have to make each damnation a song. That'd prob'y keep a person busy the rest of their lives. In my case, I'd prob'y only get into the twenties somewhere <G>. "Post Mottem"---I guess you could write a post mortem on a love affair, that'd prob'ly work. Oh boy, I see Derek posted. Well, he can just wait. Gotta' eat breakfast and look at my newly found pitch list Wy
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Hey Derek, 'Bobbie that was an awesome little Ode to Wyman here "--------------------Well, that's what Kaley thought so I went back and read it again---"still" don't think it's all that great <G> "shirkin my replies"--Well there's prob'ly some other shirkin' songs could be written all right . I'll have to think about that, but don't think I could get that kinda' alliteration again. Wy (An' don't be mentioning no 200. I "think" they promised to stop at a hundred and prob'ly just overshot a little <G>) Wy (An' I expect no further intrusions on my pitching time. "specially" from anyone of the female variety)
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Ok Mudgie...here's your first verse...an' mebbe a chorus.  Sex can cure a headache Yep, that's whut the doctors said It may not cure what ails ya But you'll sure forget about your head Just try it...it works Well, it sure won't hurt Don't need no prescription Don't need no pills If it don't work you won't care It'll still be a thrill (I've heard such reports anyway!) You kin have fun finishing this. LOL Wish the muse would come back with something worthwhile. Hugs, B
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Bobbie Gallup,do you realize I was about to slide peacefully off the page? Ah!!! only 7 below me---6---5---blooie You may be in contention for the ornriest blonde I ever did know. Even getting up into red head territory, but---After I made my post ,I thought, I should never have ended like that and thought about going back and editing it out, but being engaged in pitching (Said pitching having been delayed because of bedevilment by Feisty Females), I didn't get it done. Soo---I guess it's my fault, Well,in any contention with a female, it's "always" your fault) However your song start does look promising. Heck after I get through improving' it,it might find a niche somewhere Quote---(I've heard such reports anyway!) ---Uh yeah, right--I fell off the turnip wagon all right but it wasn't "yesterday"<G> Suffer, suffer suffer Wy
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Hee hee hee...well, looks like you've now got yer hands full...if you THINK you kin improve on this one!!! Of COURSE it's yer fault. Should I mebbe put you out of yer misery and sufferin? LOL Hugs, Bobbie (the blonde...borderline redhead?)
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Ya' know Bobbelina, your picture really doesn't "look" that ornery. Just goes to show ya' that looks can be deceiving, You can't judge a book by it's cover and other such sayings. I ain't got around to improving your song start yet but I expect that such a thing will be possible when I "do" get around to it. "Should I mebbe put you out of yer misery and sufferin? LOL--------------Well, I'm not sure exactly how you mean that. maybe what you and Idamarie (Wonder where she is by the way), had in mind for Pineyfest last year. With all my problems, I doubt if I'm even supposed to be here now. Prob'ly just been overlooked. " Bobbie (the blonde...borderline redhead?)"---Uh yeah. Wy (Oh yeah, This sounded a bit strange since I thought all those Southern gals were good cooks, but I heard the other day that they can't even make good "cookies" in Tennesse <G>) (Get to unpackin' )
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I was fixin' we git to a hunnerd But then I done thunk again If we truly want poor Wy "all done"-ered I'm postin' a hunnerd an' ten.... 
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Well, I dunno about them other "Tennesee cooks"...but I know my cookies are certainly up ta snuff. LOL 'Specially, my white chocolate macadamia nut ones with a hint of Jack Daniels. LOL Well, I don't really claim to use JD since I am a teetotaler, but you get the idea. Never heard nobody complain 'bout my cookies ner my cookin'. I just don't DO a lot of it these days. Tain't so much fun cookin' fer one. I hate cleanin' up the mess! LOL Now ya got me wonderin' 'bout my partner in crime..er, my friend Idamarie. Hope she is ok. Haven't heard boo from her lately neither!! Guess I better see what's up. She had the unmitigated gall to not show up this year for Pineyfest...but then so did you!!  never met such a chikken-livered feller in all my born daze!! An' hey..I don't LOOK ornery...that's just a disguise ta keep ya guessin' til the REAL me shows up!! ROFL  Now git ta pitchin'!! Hugs, B
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"'Specially, my white chocolate macadamia nut ones "--------------------Yeah, yeah, yeah--talk's cheap <G> " never met such a chikken-livered feller in all my born daze!!-----------Yeah, well. Ifn' I'd been "invited" ya' know, It "mighta' made a difference. ".I don't LOOK ornery...that's just a disguise ta keep ya guessin' til the REAL me shows up!! ROFL ----"That" I believe <G> "Now git ta pitchin'!!"---------I'm prob'ly gettin' as much pitchin' done as you are unpackin' Wy
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Well, I am still at my office. Not much here ta unpack!! As fer you not bein' INVITED...dunno whut constitutes an invitation in yer book but as I recall, both Ms Kaley-gal and I 'bout got down on our knees an' begged you to come to Pineyfest...but noooooo...you come up with all this smoke screen talk about bein' 'fraid Ms Idamarie and I had some misguided plan to do you in 'er sumpthin'!!!  US??? Why we're so sweet, we don't need to do more'n slip a delicate fingertip in our ice tea and it becomes like pure honey!! LOL Tut Tut Tut...yer juss plain chikken!! Reminds me of one of my fav'rit songs...Mike, The Headless Chicken by Timothy P. Irvin. True story! LOL 'Cept it sorta sounds like it shoulda been a Joe Wrabek song. At least ya believed SOMETHIN' I said!! Oh well, I kin go home now...and git ta packin'...so yer safe for another 14 hrs or so! LOL That is, unless I get a wild hair to come back to the office this evening. I do that sometimes...and now that it only takes me a few minutes...guess you ARE in danger after all! Hugs, Bobbie
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Well, she should be gone by now but I expect she'll be back. What's that old saying about a bad penny? Oh well ""but as I recall, both Ms Kaley-gal and I 'bout got down on our knees an' begged you to come to Pineyfest...but noooooo...you come up with all this smoke screen talk about bein' 'fraid Ms Idamarie and I had some misguided plan to do you in 'er sumpthin'!!! '--------------------------Are you sure 'nuff tellin' the truth? Well at my rapidly advancing age, my memory's not so great.(Well, it never "was" so great, but now I've got an "excuse") Cut, cut, cut cut, cut cadaaark. Anyway, Besides you an' Ida, Pineyfest's gettin' to be a gatherin' place for feisty women an' I ain't what I usta' be <G> As to the cookies---when I win this Martin guitar in the A. Songwriter lyric contest and swap it off to this gal for 2,000 home made cookies, (Well, that's where negotiations are s'posed to start), why "then" it'll be too late for you to send me any a' them fancy cookies to prove your point, cause they'd just get lost in the shuffle ya' know. (Prob'ly can't "really" make 'em anyway.) There now, I should be all right till tomorrow at least Wy
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Hey -
Bobbie may have disappeared, but that only leaves room for more of us feisty wimmin!
Charlann
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Oh boy, I never shoulda' mentioned feisty women--I don't think I'm getting any smarter with my advancing years, (No cracks from the cheap seats on that) "Bobbie disappear"--I'll withhold comment <G> Wy
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Hey Wyman
I think I have an idea for part two of this song a more personal view as well that our writers here can appreciate and I'm sure your the man to write so here's the hook
I'm ditchin' my pitchin'
Heck I even got line one chorus figured for ya.
I'm ditchin' my pitchin' and doubling my posting
There ya go brother thought I'd add a little tnt to the explosion lol
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Wyman,
I like the "Blue Marble" image for planet Earth. Having a Honey hit on one is always a cheerful matter, too. I've got a Honey of my own. Every time she hits on me, I go down like a ton of bricks--generally with her on the bottom, though with her on the top is also nice.
Keep writing.
Skip
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Now see what ya' did Charlann. Ya' done got the troops stirred up My chances of gettin' this post to the bottom of the psge are lookin' hopelesser and hopelesser, ('Bout like my chances of gittin' any white choclate,(drool)macadamia cookies outa' Bobbie Gallup. I don't think she's so soft hearted as she let's on sometimes when she won't even send any cookies to a poor, starving cookieless guy)(And there prob'ly ain't another gal on the whole board can make 'em either <G>) Uh hi Derek, kinda' got sidetracked there. "I'm ditchin' my pitchin' and doubling my posting"----------------------That ain't a bad line . Course it'd lose the connection to the thread but gain some 'literation if I made it------------------I'm ditchin' my pitchin' but doublin' my bitchin' or maybe---- "I'm quitin' my bitchin' but doublin' my pitchin'"--I haven't got all that much pitchin; done yet due mainly to certain unamed borderline red heads south of here I better see what that little flashing light at the top of the board means. Thanks for coming by Wy
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HiDee Y'all!
Advance Apologies, but I just GOTTA Swipe that "101 Damnations" Hook..it had me Writin' Like MAD this AM!
Love to Y'All, Big I.O.U. Hugs, Stan
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Well, one of my problems is having problems so I'm going to catch Skip and Stan at the same time. Hi Skip,Well the "Blue Marble" thing is "borrowed". I've seen it somewhere and I think someone on the board used it too. In pictures from farther out it looks like a "Pale Blue Dot".they're probably both poss song titles. It kinda' puts things in perspective with they say billions of stars in a galaxy and billions of galaxies---All in all, it's quite a creation. Hmm, sounds like a song there "I Went Down, Down, Down"---it could go in lots of directions Thanks for coming by Hey Stan, Welcome to "101 Damnations". It was someone elses line anyway, maybe Bobbelinas. Yeah, there's at least two or three other hooks scattered back through this thread I think. That's a sure 'nuff song title all right and I just plumb missed it. Probably due to being "picked on"(undeservedly I might add ) by "certain parties<G> Write on. I'll try to remember to look at it if you post it Wy Oh yeah, speaking of title n' hooks n' stuff, I started this little cookie ditty-------------- --------- I'm cookiless and loveless I'm fading fast away How did I come to this bad end Where did I go astray I'm on a downhill path And slipping everyday I'm cookieless and loveless And fading fast away Uh, c Wyman Griffith
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Hey Mudgie, I think that line, "I went down, down, down" has been done. LOL Some unknown guy name of Johnny Cash mighta had that in a song o' his as I recall. That great hook, 101 Damnations wasn't from moi...so I can't take credit for it. It was from my cohort in crime, Ms Boo Boo, the creative one ya know!  Speakin' of song titles...I had one I wanted to send to Tampa but he doesn't check his email these days...but it was for a Halloween song. It's fair game for anybody who wants to write a 'Weenie Song...called GHOUL, INTERRUPTED. (In case nobuddy can figger it out..that's a takeoff on the Award Winning film, GIRL, INTERRUPTED, from a couple of years back.) You think yer little cookie ditty's gonna git me and them other feisty wimminfolk to take pity on ya and send you cookies??? Durn...that'd be like sendin' nuclear missles to Saddam. Well, sorry, he's dead, but you git the picture!  Knowin' you...if'n you did get a Care Package...you'd prolly just have the local Hazmat guys come blow it up to make sure it didn't have a bomb in it!! See how ya are? All them hours of slavin' over a hot stove in a yet-to-be-organized kitchen just for a big KABOOOMMM!!! NOTTTT LOL 'Sides..I don't even have yer new address...so there!! 'Course, if'n I was to receive an olive branch..in the form of an address, I might just re-consider! That bein' kinda risky bizness...I figger I am safe in makin' the offer. Harrassin' Hugs, Bobbie
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I am doomed to a life of suffering. After living a good clean one too, well mostly. Gosh, I don't remember Johnny's song nor "Girl Interrupted" either. You sure do know a lot of stuff <G> Ah, so Boo had that Damnations line OK. Well,on "Interrupted", Stan can't be bothered with E mail, he's busy writin' the Damnations song. "to take pity on ya and send you cookies??? ------------------------------Well, Strange things have happened, (Maybe not quite "that" strange though <G>), But the Sox came back from down 3 games to one, That ain't been done much and the Rockies won 21 outa' their last 22, I don't think that's "ever" been done. "the local Hazmat" Well ya' know as similar thought occurred to me only I was thinking about a, uh, "severely upset stomach" <G> "All them hours of slavin' over a hot stove in a yet-to-be-organized kitchen "----Prob'ly take you about a half hour, 45 minutes---anyway, I'm really just tryin' to help you out here ya' see. When you said that about not wantin' to clean up all the mess when it was just for one. Well if you sent half of them to me, then that'd make the clean up only half as bad. Sounds like logic ta' me. I probably shouldn't a' brought this up till a little later when the Christmas spirit started sweeping the board <G> Well a whole mess a' the female board variety may get swept up later. address---I will take this under consideration and weigh all the pro's and cons. I may be a while winning this guitar. Course, I already "know" guitar party can make good cookies. "Other" parties, maybe they can and maybe they can't <G> Wy
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You're very welcome Wy! My goal in life is to keep things stirred up!Charlann
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Sheesh Mudgie, Surely you jest. Cain't believe you don't 'member the song RING OF FIRE!!! There's a line in there...think it's the leadin' line of the chorus...whut goes..."I went down, down, down". Durn...some fellas hafta be tole everythin'!! As fur them strange things happenin'...I sorta member one o' them happenin' this summer right round Piney-time. 'Course lotsa strange things happen round Piney-time. LOL Just so you know...a lotta folks've done got a severely upset tummy from eatin' my cookies...but that's only 'cause they cain't stop eatin' 'em when they should, so they eat til they make themselves sick. That bein' them sorta folks who don't have much self-restraint. LOL So, that bein' the case, I guess you prolly WOULD get a tummy ache!! I won a geetar once. First songwriting contest I ever entered. Never entered another one for years til I entered the JPF Lyric contest. Figured if it was that easy to win a contest, then the contest must not mean a whole lot...sotra the Woody Allen Theory of Songwriting Contests! LOL Also won a Joe Diffie tour jacket, which that Dawg character loaned to someone for some purpose an' I never saw it again. Prolly wuzz some songwriter from JPF. LOL An' speakin' of those Christmas spirits...I was at Wallyworld t'uther night and they already have a lot of Christmas paraphernalia up. Sheesh...it's not even November yet!! If you even THINK yer gonna git some Christmas spirited feisty wimmin ta send you stuff...well, then you juss better START bein' a nice little boy, ya hear! I gots me a real close connection with ol' Santa, an' I peeked at his list of good li'l boys. You ain't there. FYI  'Course you already KNEW that! LOL Just like I KNOW my cookies are good!! Hugs, B
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Hey Bobbelina------------ RING OF FIRE!!!---Oh, well sure I remember "that'. I thought you were referring to a "song" by the name of Down, Down, Down--The line shouldn't be that much detriment to writing a song----------And--a while back, I saw that someone had actually asked for permission to use the "Ring Of Fire" theme for a "hemorrhoid" commercial---sheesh---at least the family had sense enough to turn it down. I hear part of his "I've Been Everywhere" song all the time on some motel commercial tho' "that' works. Yeah, on Christmas---earlier and earlier--I heard Wal Mart's already cuttin' prices on some Christmas stuff. "much self-restraint"---I'll have you ta' know that on the rare occasion that I get a batch of home made cookies---the first half of 'em, I eat one every once in a while. The next quarter of 'em, I break 'em in "half". The "last" quarter of 'em, I break 'em in 'quarters"--I "got" that self restraint stuff <G> You won a geetar and didn't learn to "play" it? Hows come? Nice? Nice?---That "is" my nice <G> "Just like I KNOW my cookies are good!!"-----"You" may "know" your cookies are good, but "I" don't know your cookies are good---Anyway your opinion may be "suspect" Wy Well, after due consideration, the smell of white chocolate won out. Knowing this may all be a build up to a let down---it's all "mights" and 'maybes", I'll E you my address just in case this "might" happen. I'd put it on the thread which'd be no problem for the board people but some think not so great otherwise cause hundreds and hundreds I guess read here and never surface. Anyway, Bobbie'l have it and Kaley of course, being a co writer, (just in case when the Christmas spirit starts sweeping the board, some other Kind, sweet, generous, soft hearted of the female variety might want'a ease my cookieless condition.) Think how good it'd make you feel, to say nothing of "me"<G>
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Thanks for the nod, Bobbie, on the 101 Damnations! My muse feels just about dried up except for the hooks, which seem to be coming like the ladybugs in Indian Summer....
Gotta get me some shut eye....what number are we up to???
Boo
P.S....Have an idea for another song challenge, maybe it'll get me reinspired and take a little pressure off our hungry deprived boy here...
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'Scuse me for giving Bobbelina possible credit for 101 Boo---She don't need any more credit--She's "got" lots a credit. P.S.. maybe it'll get me reinspired and take a little pressure off our hungry deprived boy here... "-------------------------------------Is that referring to another song challenge or sending cookies. If it's between another challenge and sending cookies, forget the song challenge---send the cookies <G> Wy
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No problem Wy...I've been "dis-credited" in worse ways than this! As for my other comment, I was suggesting that if we got another song challenge going, maybe all us gals would go visit over there for a bit, and let this thread die a natural death. But as my gal-pal from England would say...NOT BLOODY LIKELY!! As for the cookies (and it just so happens I am a FANTABUULOUS cook...I just haven't mentioned it before, because you know you shy and humble I am :D)...do you think it would be wise to indulge in such a hedonistic treat???  Scooby-Booby-Boo P.S. Don't forget to watch them Rockies get downsized to pebbles tonight by our fearsome Red Sox!!
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Heh Heh....Booby lol
Hey Wyman I think your gonna get the record for replies. The number of views is already startling lol. I don't think there is any hope of this one dying so I would just give up wyman your stuck at least till someone posts one more interesting than this lol Sincere Blessings Derek
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Hey Derek, I think you're right, to a degree....You'd THINK it would be pretty easy to create a distraction, but I think it comes down to The Guy Thing. Following this thread has in some ways become a combination of watching female mud wrestling and reading Cosmopolitan: we ladies are opening up more and more every post (about our cooking abilities, how we unpack, etc.)...and these are secrets heretofore unknown to the male mind. I think Certain People remain riveted  ... Boo "The Hook" Hoo
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Hey now I never thought of that piece hmm(evil grin) I could take this whole post (short the lyric) Publish it and make a bundle selling all these fiesty wimmin secrets  Thanks for the idea MZ Beth! Big ole Hugs Derek
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Oh Boy, Well, I'll get two Boos with one stone, (oughta' be a song in there somewhere)--Maybe A Double Boo Boo. " maybe all us gals would go visit over there for a bit, and let this thread die a natural death---------It's worth a try. "FANTABUULOUS cook...---Yeah, yeah, yeah. I keep hearing about all these wonderful cooks but ain't seen no actual "proof" <G> "you think it would be wise to indulge in such a hedonistic treat??? --------Heck, I don't think I varied over ten pounds my whole life from high school on till they started cuttin stuff out and not puttin' anything back <G> ---"Then" I expect I lost a few pounds. I'v got the Sox worked into my schedule. No 2----has in some ways become a combination of watching female mud wrestling and reading Cosmopolitan-----You mean Cosmopolitan Is still being published? I thought it had demised. "our cooking abilities, how we unpack, etc.)...-------I don't know that there's much cookin' "or" unpackin' gettin' done <G> Now then, Coffee and belated breakfast Wy
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Well, I guess I've got a Double Derek too, well that 'literates better than a double Boo Boo anyway, But a Double BooBoo has more possibilities. 'Specially with Halloween coming up. As far as any record, if a certain unamed party from south a' here doesn't post on it when said party "should" be working, it oughta' slide right on down the page. Surely, with all the talent we have here, someone can post something more interesting. As to feisty women, I expect they've got plenty a' secrets they ain't told yet. Prob'ly some interesting ones too. That's a good song title. Why don't one a' you feisty women post one called-----Secrets Of A Feisty Woman---That'd draw a lot of attention---Course they might not be all that feisty after all---Prob'ly like the "Cookie Caper"--all ya' get is "Talk" <G> Now then---"Do not touch thread" Wy
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P.S.. maybe it'll get me reinspired and take a little pressure off our hungry deprived boy here.. Hey Boo, I think the correct word for that sentence is DEPRAVED...not DEPRIVED!! LOL You really think it safe to let the "boys" in on our secrets? Heck it is SO much fun to keep 'em in the dark (proverbially speaking of course!!!)  I think I could prolly generate a verse or three for ya...if'n the spirit moved me to be so generous. LOL BTW I actually 'cooked' last night...a huge batch of chili. (Found my soup pot...finally!) Took it to my neighbors who have been feeding me purty regularly since I moved. Rosemary's hubby ate three bowls of it. (Course she may 'a been starving him lately...so that might not count as a serious assessment of my cooking!)  Hugs, B
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I guess I could maybe justify not responding to this, being as it's mostly directed to your partner in crime except that I'm being talked about (again) "Depraved" huh", heck, I ain't even "capable" of being "very" depraved anymore. Now the "deprived" thing is no problem. I can handle deprived. And, your V over on P I C's thread, doesn't sound all that "feisty". 'Course cuddlin' is good under "any" circumstances "Chili" huh? (Licks lips)---but then like you say this guy mighta' been starving <G> Having finally got my label maker to printing backgrounds again I thought I was doing something wrong (Shoulda' known better) Turns out the color cartridge was just empty. ---So I'd better get to pitchin'. Next months' list will be here 'fore long Wy
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Hey Mudgie... You got one of those fancy-schmancy label thingies that print right on the cd or you still makin' paper labels? Just curious. One a my studio buds has the kind that prints on the cd itself...way cool. Heard they're not all that 'spensive anymore. Would sure save a lotta time and paper labels. I am TOO feisty! LOL Feisty wimmin are 'lowed to cuddle ya know...it just hasta be on OUR terms, like when we want sumpthin'!! LOL Oh...an' you are TOO depraved. Heck, you hang round with the likes o' Boo an' me!! LOL That hasta be 'bout as depraved as one kin get!!  Yeah...I make way good chili too! LOL That doesn't ship too well though. Won a chili cook-off couple'a times with it. I don't like it super hotttt. Delicate tastebuds ya know. Hugs, Bobbie
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Naah , I'm doing the paper ones. I looked up the others though---too rich for "this" poor boy. Ebay had some cheaper setups though like 40--50---60$. One place mentioned "manual" ones. Heck, I don't see why , with the right ink and a stamper, ya' couldn't just stamp 'em on there. I'm not getting that many C'D's out anyway due to "circumstances". "be on OUR terms"---yeah, right, So what else is new? <G> "'bout as depraved as one kin get!! " ---------You "do" have a point there. ". I don't like it super hotttt.---------------Well, we're on the same page there, ("That's kinda' strange <G>) Wy (Now don't be botherin' my thread nomore. it's gettin' threadbare)
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Hmmm - Chili sounds good!
My family loves good ole southern chili. Carroll Shelby's is the best chili mix we've found.
But - we do live near Cincinnati, where Chili restaurants seem to breed faster than rabbits! Cincinnati chili is a whole species in itself. My kids love Gold Star chili better than any of the other chili joints around.
This is the thread that will not die!!!!!!!!
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"Carroll Shelby's" is the best chili mix-------I'll have to 'member that. Heck, I bet I could make chili "myself" with that. Prob'ly bettern' that person a couple posts back, whatever her name was <G> It's done got to be chlili weather here. Don't think it quite made it to 60 today "This is the thread that will not die!!!!!!!!----The cotton pickin' thread "would' die if "people" would "let" it You feisties just don't pay no 'tention to "nothin". As observe--from my "last" post------(Now don't be botherin' my thread nomore It "has" generated some song hooks though. The "snugglin" thing prompted this start ----------- Im worthless when i'm loveless And shiftless when I'm kissless It bugs me with no snuggly Single sleepin' ain't worth keepin' --- Well, I'm workin' on a couple more lines but you get the idea <G> Wy (Gotta' eat so I can watch the Sox whup the Rockies)
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LOL Now Mudgie, that is durn sweet. Sorta reminds me of the ol' Barbara Mandrell hit...Sleepin' single in a double bed. Tain't much fun IMO neither! I brought some of my world-famous (it is world-famous NOW that everybody on JPF knows about it) chili to work with me today for lunch. Now I am gittin' ornerier and hungrier by the minit!  I know, I know...how CAN I get ornerier than I was???? LOL As fur this thread...why let a good thing die? LOL See, we are all just here generatin' hooks for good folks!! Right now I think you've prolly got at least a half dozen song starts just from this thread that you gotta finish, don'tcha? I think you should finish the snuggly one and the sex cures a headache one..but be careful lest all that snugglin' leads to sex!! LOL Think it's been knownta happen!!  Hugs, Bobbie
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Ain't sweet!!!! I was about 2/3 of the way down the page and slidin' pretty good when I notced a certain famous Nashvilleian on the board---Well, maybe she'll go away--no such luck. "Now" I'm thinking of upping your ornery class to full red head. "Never" had to do that before. You're in a class by yourself. (I suppose you'd readily agree only with different "connotations"on the title) (Wonder if that's the right word--never had---well, you know) 'ornerier and hungrier"---Well the one I could believe. The other is suspect. Yeah, I 'member Barbara's hit. A bit ""much" for it's time but would be quite tame now. As to song starts, musta' got 4 or 5 at least. That's a dang good hook Stan got off of it. May be worthy of demoing and even cutting. 'finish the snuggly one and the sex cures a headache one"-------------Well, having led a rather "sheltered" life, I might need some advice from a more "worldly" Person. What the snugglin' leads to is somewhat depent on ones age and "stuff" "Think it's been knownta happen!!------You sure do seem to have a lot of "supposedly" second hand information. Looks somewhat "suspicious' to me <G> Sufferin'
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Tis sweet!! LOL An' I ain't famous...more like notorious!  I knowd I was in a class by myself. Prolly nobody else could stand ta be in there with me!! LOL You cain't pull no fast one on me, Mudgie...I know you worked with a buncha guys all yer life. Cain't tell me you never heard about that snuggly stuff an' where it leads. I don't zackly qualify as a "more worldly" type person...mebbe that Boo can help you with stuff you claim ta not know about!  Or Tampa...he sure has been round the bend a time or three!! Even lived ta brag about it!! LOL I got a lotta that 'second hand' information from Dawg...and he ain't here to defend himself. But I figgered anybody who knew that man, knew he knew "stuff". LOL You look so cute when yer sufferin'!!  Hugs, B
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Ain't!!!!!! Well, yeah, i could buy that --famous and notorious being "kissing cousins' at least. ". Cain't tell me you never heard about that snuggly stuff an' where it leads." ----------------Oh, well. didn't say I was "that' sheltered <G> Well, Boo is nursing Boo Boos, (As usual) And far as Stan---really nead the opposite gender viewpoint. "I don't zackly qualify as a "more worldly" type person..."------------Me thinkith the damsel doth protest too much --<G> "You look so cute when yer sufferin'!! :P----Ain't cute as well as bein' not sweet. (Boy, am I not cute) Wy (There, the thread's finished)
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waaalll...bein' notorious is far better than bein' nefarious which could well apply to certain other personages on this thread. What's up with BooBoo now? I saw her just yesterday on the other thread about feisty wimmin. Didn't see her talkin' 'bout another problem. Hope she's ok. I cain't handle all this inflictin' pain an' sufferin' by myself ya know!!  How would I know if yer cute 'er not? LOL I just hafta use my overactive imagination!! LOL An' I choose to imagine you bein' cute. LOL Old, but cute. LOL Or was that cbd. I used to say that about my friend's dawg. It was cbd (cute-but-dumb). LOL He had this thing about climbing up ladders. He'd get to the top and fall off. Same disaster everytime. Never did stop him from climbing up ladders. Only thing that changed is that we were always careful to not leave a ladder standing vertically after he did that a half dozen times. We had high hopes he would learn eventually not to do it...but noooo...just like every other male on the planet. LOL They ain't trainable!!  Hugs, Bobbie
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OK---I'm gonna' finish up this thread. Wonder if I could get Brian to put a "stopper" on it or something. But then he's touring. I'll just finish it up---No more posts---last post --fini. I s'pose we could have somebody nefarious on the board , but don't know who it would be. Oh I don't think Boo has got any "new" Boo Boo's. Still nursing the old ones. Last I knew she was down to a cast n' a half. Anyway,it's too late now cause I'm finishing up the thread. Heck I done told folks what I look like---Like the crazy inventor on "Back To The future" I look like him only a lot worse<G> Hmm on Dawg and the ladders. He musta' been pretty flexible ..just like every other male on the planet. LOL They ain't trainable!! -------------------------Well, "That" ain't far off. Don't know why women want's mess with 'em at all <G> OK, thread is closed. It's verboten to put anymore posts on it Wy
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Wy, you're so cute when you're trying to make us behave. 
"Grits is one of those country-boy words that is both singular and plural-like deer, elk and sheep. I think the singular is appropriate when there's a modifier that makes it clear one is talking about something specific. Like, 'Grits are good for you, but these here grits is tasty.'"~~Joe Wrabek
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Naw.....
He ain't cute - he's downright purty!
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Hehehe. Love that, Charlann.
"Grits is one of those country-boy words that is both singular and plural-like deer, elk and sheep. I think the singular is appropriate when there's a modifier that makes it clear one is talking about something specific. Like, 'Grits are good for you, but these here grits is tasty.'"~~Joe Wrabek
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