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by bennash - 06/07/26 09:34 PM
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by Gary E. Andrews - 06/05/26 04:07 PM
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Hot To Trotsky
© words and music by C. Stewart ( Sept 22, 2007 )
Moscow queen
So long and lean
And she was hot to trotsky
One sweet kiss
And some of this
And she was hot to trotsky
Pre-Chorus....
She was always in the raw
Drinkin' vodka through a straw
She could melt the ice right off of your back door
Chorus....
She liked it when I rubbed her down with oil
It brought her Russian body to a boil
And I don't mind the hairs on her leg
Cause Olga never ever made me beg
When we met
Her shorts were wet
Cause she was hot to trotsky
As I held
Her breast we gelled
Cause she was hot to trotsky
Pre-Chorus....
She was always in the raw
Drinkin' vodka through a straw
She could melt the ice right off of your back door
Chorus....
I didn't have to tie her up too tight
She never puts up that much of a fight
And I don't mind the hairs on her leg
I don't care if her real name is Greg
Pre-Chorus....
She was always in the raw
Drinkin' vodka through a straw
She could melt the ice right off of your back door
Chorus....
She liked it when I rubbed her down with oil
It brought her Russian body to a boil
And I don't mind the hairs on her leg
Cause Olga never ever made me beg
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Good Morning Calvin
Yikes, I'm now convinced (like I wasn't before?) that you can write about Anything !
...and this made me grin .... ha! jm
And I don't mind the hairs on her leg
I don't care if her real name is Greg
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Morning Cal,
Glad I could be your Russian Agent of sorts!
Very entertaining...clearly, this proves the Cold War is over....
Ciao,
Beth
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Calvin,
Whoah! Interesting twist on a well-known phrase. Where this one ambushed me was at the line...
"I don't care if her real name is Greg"
I was already uncomfortable with those hairy legs, but right then I knew I was in entirely the wrong close company!
Thanks for the chuckle. Would this be "world music"?
Keep writing.
Skip
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Wheeee...LOL Calvin, this is great fun. The Greg line sorta set me back on my haunches...but it fits. I wouldn't shave a thing. LOL Got a laugh outta poor Skip's comments. Clearly he hasn't read the commentary on Babies  or he'd know where this came from and where it's headed. Well done, son!! Hugs, Bobbinski
They'll tell you success in the music biz is all about who you know...but the truth is...it's about who knows you. Gallup 'n Dawg Music
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Yo Calvin
did Greg have a peg leg?
fun stuff you misfit you...!
rittman
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HIDee Neighbor!
Waal..I dated a Gal Nicknamed "George" once...(Georgine being her Real Name)..but have yet to meet a "Gregine"..;-)>
Havin' YET to meet a Gal-With-Implants, I didn't QUITE get the "Her breast/we gelled" line. A REAL Chick, yep, I can see this line Occuring, Rubbed The Right Way...
A Tranny-Guy, tho, naw. Oh...maybe "WE did the Gellin'?" Waal...Maybe, assumin' MR Russki's got Some-Kinda-breasts ya CAN hold.
Of course, MAYBE "Her" Real Name ISN'T Greg...?
If so, "Nevermind!"
Fun Lyric...did kinda Yearn for a Rhyme offa "Trotsky" in V2, like "And we were tradin' Chotskies" (Sorry I can't spell the C word properly, tho!)
Good Luck with this Goodie...'tis great Fun, Games & All!
Big Guy-Hug,
Stan
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Hi ya Joice, Thanks for tuning in to this bit of fun. I'm glad you are smiling, that's nice. Have a good day. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hello Agent Bethfallski, Good to hear from you. Thank you, yes....the cold war is definately over. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Calvin,
You done the free world proud. Kind of brought a tear to my eye. Sort of made me think of my sainted Mother. Yike, that woman needed a razor (only kidding!!). What did you think, maybe waltz time on this one? EVERYBODY DANCE......
Didn't I see Greg, Gregorina's picture on GoogleyourRussianWarBride.com? Way, Way, too funny. Stop it..no keep it up!!!!!!!!!!! Loved it . Good thing you didn't write it years ago. It would have set diplomatic relations back on it's heels. You are a force to be reckoned with for sure.
Have a good one,
Jan
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Calvin, I see you had your Wheaties today. Funny one! By the way, thank you for sending that rain over my way. I've never been so glad to see it. 
"Grits is one of those country-boy words that is both singular and plural-like deer, elk and sheep. I think the singular is appropriate when there's a modifier that makes it clear one is talking about something specific. Like, 'Grits are good for you, but these here grits is tasty.'"~~Joe Wrabek
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Yeah it's not the hair on the legs that you have to worry about Cal, it's the hair on her back That'll make you trotsky off real fast Good chuckle
If writing ever becomes work I think I'm going to have to stop
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Hi Skip, Glad to see you chuckled. World music-----no. I hear it as rock or jazzy blues. I can hear it many different ways. But mostly I hear it as fun. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Bobbie, Yes, these kind of songs are fun for me, never gonna be a # 1 hit in everybodys house but I think it's a good exercise if nothing else. Thank you & have a nice day. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Howdy Neighbor Stan, Glad you dropped in & I thank ya for it. Have a cool day. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hello Janice, Thank you . Your comments made me smile. I was thinking rock or something jazzy blue ? Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Calvin,
it's only a guess but did this occur on a submarine?
Cute,
John
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Hey Calvin
Funny bro funny although the Greg comment did give me some pause lol
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Hi there Tricia, Hope you're doing well, we've had a good bunch of rain, I suppose we even need more. A good sunny afternoon today though. Wheaties------thank you, ha ! Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Cal
I think everything works except the hairy legs thing...It completely changes the feel (and others too said the same thing)
Just leave her HOT.
She liked it when I rubbed her down with oil
It brought her Russian body to a boil
She was always pouring me some shots
That left me feeling drunk, but hot
I dunno, that's my take...it keeps it fun instead of reading the hairy thing and going....yyyuuucckkkkk.....
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calvin ,
i thought this was really funny. i like olga though , thats a good russian name ..... greg
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Hi Herbie, Glad you stopped in, thanks for your thoughts on this one. Have a good day. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hello Greg, Thanks. I picture every girl on the block being named Olga, but I'm sure that's not the case. Have a good day. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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