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{..NOT that The Kiddies'll Ever Catch On..I'd 'Spect...}
Avast Ye Hearties, I've a Tale-to-Tell Of Forbidden Straits, We've Sailed We've all Risked Our Lives Chancing Feminine Tides While Enduring Sirens' Wails...
We've all Risked A Wrecking When We Started Necking And Our Thoughts & Dingies Roamed But The Treasure Dangled In The Dark Triangle (So We Sailed On Through..The Foam!)
Yes, The Dark Triangle's..Shipwrecked Many a Man (& Caused Lots of Mates..To Drink) Yet, There's Plenty More Who Will Seek These Shores Every Time..A Mermaid Winks!
It Gets Plenty Wet When You Lift Fishnet & Examine Your Fresh Catch You'll For-Sure Get-Tangled In The Dark Triangle (Where Each Sailor Meets..His Match!)
So All Me Hearties, May Your Mast Be Strong May Each Voyage be Complete For The Dark Triangle Is a Dangerous Place Tho Its Salty Lair Smells Sweet..
Should You Run Aground While The Currents Pound Expect No Pity..In The Swells Just Pure Frustration at Your Destination (& A Voyage..Straight thru Hell!)
(C) 2007 by Stan Good, BMI All Rights Reserved.
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With 14,133 posts under your belt and approximately 2 under mine own - who am I to judge. But I read just the same and I must admit that something you wrote made me smile. Well done!!!
Cheers, Randy
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Dear Stan,
While it would seem appropriate for me to be offended by your soft-porn sea chanty, I sailed on thru with nary a blush.
I suppose it's all that time spent in the sorority.
One thought....maybe you fellas could take off your BERMUDA (traingle) shorts first (though I don't know that that is the garb of choice on deck these days)...
Later, you dirty dirty old man (and let's keep it that way, okay?)
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StanLee, Can't quite put my finger in it, err...ON it, but this one makes that treasured box sound way unappealing. Surprised you didn't work "clams" & "pearls" into this sea ditty. Maybe even have a bald man in a boat veer off course upstream to encounter wild beavers. Now you realize, this one is a prime candidate for ACLU outcries...all the natural blonds and redheads will feel slighted! They'll snatch you up by the short hairs, son. Heck, you might even catch flak from the guys only men with your double repeat of "We've ALL risked our lives/a wreck" for implying they trespassed where they have never been...well, other than being born, of course. The bad news is, no radio-play for this one...most females shave these days! The good news is, this 'un has you're signature even without your signature. Ben
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Aye, Me Hearty, 'tis Only Fitting that a Sailor named "Randy" should be the First to Spy this wee bitta Flotsam!
Many's the Voyage Sailed here..&, Arrr, I've had a Title or two Keelhauled in the Process, yet it's always a Pleasure to skirt the Censor's Blockades!
So, Matey, Here's to Wine, Women, and Song..(Not allus In That Order, yet All's to be Enjoyed, whenever in That Particular Port.)
ALL are Particularly-Addictive, as Well The Numbers Show!
Yo Ho Ho, Amigo! Thanks for yer Most Kind Visit & See-Worthy Words, Matey! Big Parrot-on-me-Shoulder Guy-Hug, Stan
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Ahoy, Mz Beth, how fares me LadyChum this Bright, Sunny Day?
Arrr...what Rogue would fail to Doff His Bermudas for a Fair Lady's Triangulation? Why, the Blighter should immediately be walkin' the plank, methinks! WITH a telescope wrapped around his neck, Ill add! AND in Shark-Infested Waters... ;-)>
Aye, I've acquired a layer of Barnacles o'er the Years, yet I've never lost my love for Exploration! The Urge to make a wee pun of the word "Horizon" has blown in, yet I shall resist, lest your Dirty Old Man suspicions be confirmed...
Hopefully, a Salty Forehead Kiss shall Suffice as I set sail! Big Thanks, M'Lady, for the Kind Visit & Words Hugs, too! Seaweathered Stan
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Ah, the Good Captain Ben has paid me court a call..I am Honored, Matey! None here have sailed So Well with Sea Chanties as Yourself, and I'm aware I've taken some Liberties with the Format..heh-heh. But..I daresay, the GirlyMen weren't Invited on THIS Cruise..nay, This Sbip heads STRAIGHT to the Mystery Triangle.
Think MOST Redheaded Damsels will feel "Aboard"..KNOW Many-a-Blonde rates "Steerage" as-well, (truth-be-told)...so it's an Equal Opportunity Triangle, methinks--
And "Baldness" is merely a State-of-Mind, as many an Ancient Mariner will confirm.
As for this Chanty being broadcast over the waves, I'd expect it'd journey Slowly from Ale House to Ale House, from One Seafarer's Lips to the Next. Somewhat Wenchily..(at its own pace.)
For a True Seafarer, why, 'Tis The Voyage..Not The Destination..that Counts!
(Yeah, My Wife'll harpoon me if she reads that last line..but I haven't Jumped Ship..in Ages!)
Anchors Aweigh, Matey! Big Kelp-Drippin' Guy-Hug, Stan
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I enjoyed Ben's reply as much as the lyric - which is to say quite a bit. The best double use of dingie that I've seen - actually, maybe the only one - which would still make it the best Thanks for the laugh, Stan Scott
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Good Aftynoon, Seaman Scott!
I'd originally-penned "Fingers"..but it wasn't grabbin' me (terrible pun, I lknow!). So I searched my Weatherbeaten Brain for a More Fun, More Nautical Word...&..Thar She Blows!
This is my Very First "Sea Song"...Ever, I think!
Prolly gonna do a Few More, when the Wind Hits Me...heh-heh!
Gotta get back to work..been trimmin' trees all AM..got another wasp sting, right hand's all swelled up. (Last week one got me right on the tip of Me Nose...the venom spread down to my mouth..talk about "Bee-Stung Lips!" {Kinda made me resemble a Jewish Merchant..Stiff Upper Lip & all!}
Waal, Yo Ho Ho and an Oi Vay, Matey..'tis off to the Pink Place we Sail, now that the Dark Triangle's recieved a Proper Visit!
Lots of Tonnage to be Stowed!
Thanks for your Kind Visit. (You write GREAT Nautical Songs...I settle for Funny!)
Big Bosun's Whistle & a Whale of a Guy-Hug, Stan
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Oh Sailor Stan,
You are too much. I won't even try to come close to your impeccable Buccaneer accent and respond in kind. You've got all the lingo down perfectly.
When I get back home to my own computer, (I'm on hubby's laptop up at the beach...no accidents so far!), remind me to send you a copy of my Ode to the Buckaneers. Mis-spelling is purposeful, as it's for the so-called-fans of my daughter's love interest BUCKy Covington (American Idol, Season 5, southern boy who has cleaned up REAL nice!!). If truth be told, when we finally met him a few weeks back, I presented him a fresh copy of the lyrics, and as a little something extra, Samantha had found a CD called "Pirate Party Music"....I'll have to dig out a copy for you of that too, for added inspiration (like you need that like a hole in the head....pun intended!!!)
Off to at least join you in a bottle of rum (I assume this will make me less likely to fall and hurt myself!)
Beth
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Ah, the Maine Squeeze reports Once Again! (Hey, VACATIONS mean ya Ignore ALL the Regular Stuff & Kick Back!!!)
But I'm Honored to Hear from ya Again, Kind LadyChum!
It's been ANYTHING but a Vacation Here today....hadda park my car illegally in a Construction Area to get to my VA Doc Appt in time tbis AM..(Partly 'cuz I wuz finishing up "Love's Like a Pinball Game"..heh!)( (& Thankee!)
Then I decided since it was gonna be a 50 Minute Wait 'til they Refilled My Happy Pill Prescription, I'd get a legit space. Took me over 50 minutes to do so, & I ended up Illegally Again at the entryway to the Helipad..with a note sayin' I'd be Back In 15 Minutes...(Was! No Ticket..Whew
Returned Home to trim the Trees that are Blocking the Street Lights..Huge Sea Grape Tree that came with the place wants to take over the entire lot...2 Garbage Cans full (& one Ripped Hawaian Shirt) later, I showed it who's Boss!
Meanwhile, I got a Dandy wasp sting that's since swollen halfa my right arm up BIG. Hurts like Ya Know Where. I'd go BACK to the VA again, but I'm hoping that Now That I've Done a good day's Work at the Pink Place, I can Rest It &n it'll ooze back to "Normal" by tomorrow. But..2 beestings in One Week, my bod's not Real Happy about it!
Hurt too much to move a dern Thing today...BUT..the African "Ear TGree"'d shed some BIG fairly Dry Branches, so they made Great Kindling to attempt to Incinerate the 3-fot-wide X 15+ fot long Remains of the 50-foot-+ Pecan Tree that's been Horiontal in the Backyard of the Pink Place ever since Hurricane Jean.
Luckily, a Wino'd left us a Shopping Cart...which I'd filled with Palm Fronds..wnhich made GREAT Accelerants! Log's more than a Wee Bit Soggy from all ther rain we've got lately, but when I left, it was burning rather well!
Gotta Scoot...La Femme DID spend the day moving stuff Downstairs so I can trundle it to the Garage Nextdoor...when I got Both Mitts in Good Operating Condition!
Gotta Scoot...she left her Purse in My Van..back to the Pink Place, one more time!
Happy Vacation...You Earned It! Big Hugs, Stan
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I'm trying to figure out which is funnier. The lyric or Ben's response!!!
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Hey Stan!
very interestingk!
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HiDee Mz D!
Yep, Ol' Sailor Ben holds his own...er..Humorwise!
WAS unawares the gals go in for Shaving there these days...tho I guess a Glance at Jr's latest issue of PLAYBOY on the back of his toilet tank shoulda prepared me for The Way Things ARE currently. (I just assumed Hefner's Daughter went in for a Lotta Airbrusning...) ;-)>
Ah well...having been to a Nudist Resort, weekly, as a Younger Dude, I've (I Think) Seen ALL The Combinations/Colors/Cuts. No Biggie!
The One Brunette who had what appeared to be a Brown Bikini on I found Rather-Erotic...& those Clean-Shaven Cuties must Itch a Wee Bit between trimmin's (& appear rather PRE-Infantile to my not-TOO-kinky libido..truth-be-told.)
"Chacq'un a son gout" as the French allus say.. "Much ado about Next-to-Nothing" Shapespeare'd prolly say... ;-)>
I'm about to be Late for yet Another Housecall..I gotta say!
Thanks for your Kind Visit & Words, M'LadyChum. Hope ya got a chuckle or two outta this response! Big Hugs, Stan
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HiDee Mz C!
Allus enjoy exploring The Feminine Mystique...(Wherever it takes me..heh!)
I guess All those Joseph Conrad Novels I hadda read back in High School are Finally Payin' Off! Hee-Hee!
Off to fix another Grandfather Clock..& maybe dream up a Follow Up Song for this'n'...
Thanks for Your Kind Visit & Words, Mz C! Big Hugs, Stan
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Yup!!!
HERes another killer.
The inverted triangle!!! I prefer the shaved one LOL.
I remember posting a song entitled She's a cunnilinguist.
Hearing some dirty rap songs by some black artist IMO does not draw any line which song is R or x or future radio play. WE also have a lot of it here in our own languange and the songs really a catchy one especially when the lyrics contains a double meaning.
Just like My Humps sang by FErgie of Black eyed peas. That is also nasty compare to your lyrics but it was played here in our country and they even play it in my daughters schools. I dont know if my countrymen knows the lyrics or maybe they are after with the danceable tune.
ALso observing with my Labrador or your cats they also do this thing you know. Maybe the pherohormones down there is very strong that we men cannot resist it. Maybe we just dont smell it but the insinct is there that was passed to us by our prehistoric ancestors and our conservatives female conterparts made this rule that kissing or worshipping that thing below will bring you some form of punishments. JMO.
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Testing...1..2..3..4..(I'd typed ya a Reply yesterday AM, Doc...had a good 1/2 hours'-wortha Comments...only to have it UN-Post-able here all AM..then accidentally hit Back Button twice...and it all evaporated.)
So..lets see if this works today...
Big Hug, Stan
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Stan
It happen to me also.
Especially when you press backspace and the back button of internet explorer is hot. Anyway just press the forward button. Maybe you got panicked. The written page is still there. Just dont click the close button.
Anyway I Finally watched the old movie graduates by the young dustin hoffman. He looked like Tom cruise. The soundtracks are cool. The songs of Simon and Garfunkel add the sweetnes of the movie with some sort of rebelious in nature.
Got this interest when the cradle snatcher old lady manipulate the unexperience Dustin.
I downloaded the movie in the internet, and my computer nearly crashed down because of the NERo burning tools program version7 needs to convert the file. I was dying to watch it as if my life will not complete if I fail to watch it I gamble my laptop file for this movie-imagine that. But the Windows restore point become so handy. I just revert it back from where im using the windows smoothly.
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Arrr,
Capt Stan, i been to the reaches of the triangle. Seen things that would make a land lubber drown. I have felt thee heaven, and been through thee hell. I fear that it may not see radio play. I would like to hear it though.
GarRRR THy Sofa Steve
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OK, Doc L, Let's give it a Go, Amigo!
I've allus liked WITTY Songs about Sensuality. I've never particularly cared for Censors, either..tho let's face it, some of the Rap these days is not only crass, it's got a Gal-bashing Bias as well. But...when I was a Kid, "Louis-Louie" was all the rage, and, frankly, it was Very Enjoyable to Hear & Dance to it..AND the fact it just might be Kinda-Vile in the Lyric Dep't & SHOULDA been yanked from the Airwaves undoubtedly HELPED its Sales.
{Whee...this Farking Computer decided to Zap Me & install Windows Updates for the last 15 Minutes... Geeze, I Hate these idiotic Electronic Torture Devices...gimmie a Typewriter and a ream of paper..a Stamp & an Envelope. At least I only gotta type it ONCE. AND it goes out the SAME Day! F You, Bill Gates!}
Where wuz I... Oh...WAS about to re-type what I regret is behind the "Dirty Mentality." It's one of the World's Major Religions. In order to Control Your Mind..one of the Very First Chapters takes Man's Sexual Drive and casts its enjoyment into The Forbidden Zone. (Complete with Serpents and Apples, for Good Measure.) So now, ya equate Sensual Thoughts with Sinning...and Away Ya Go: If Somebody ELSE is having a Heck-of-a-Time, God Forbid!
It's interesting to note that Artists and Medicos can view all the Naked Bodies they wanna/haveta..with next to No Religious Scandalizing..These Days. And it's interesting to note that Science and Art have historically been in-opposition with The Church..many a Century..in The Past.
A final observation: The F Word is English, from German Antecedents. There's no such derogatory epithet in French. (Tho if you hint the other party is Gay, THEN you've uttered Their Version of "Fighting Words".) Anyways, it helps to consider the Source of such Linguistic Perversion.."In The Beginning"...
The US Constitution guarantees us Yanks "Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of Happiness." No Censor really has the RIGHT to take that Last Third Away...as far as Sensuality goes..(Assuming we're talking about Adults.)
Thanks for your Kind Visit & Words, Doc, & Enjoy those Pheromones..I allus have! ;-)>
Big Guy-Hug, Stan
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Nice to hear from you that we have the same wavelength. SOmetimes you cannot compete with the conservatives and this conservatives still controls alot of institutions and no way you can overcome them.
But assesing everything just look the Chaos theory we all came in a single seed and this simple problem make it so chaotic and some people are just getting confused where to side.
I still looking forward for more freedom in the airwaves. I think the satellite radio are doing it now. And this lyric or song has an oppurtunity in the future. Including my song.
Hey My name turns to green now.
I was the moderator in Philippine Chapter board already. Thanks to Brian.
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Hey, CONGRATS, Doctor Moderator!!!
Know with you headin' things up, that's gonna be a Big, Successful JPF Chapter!!!
Good Luck with the New Job, Amigo! Big Congratulatory Hugs, Stan
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