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Once upon a time a princess, walked into a bar,
She was leaving a cheating bastard, and didn't have to drive to far.
A Mustang was her carriage, she took the Prince's precious car.
kickin off her glass slippers as she strolled into the bar,
Proclaining her freedom to her subjects near and far.

She’s not looking for a white knight to sweep her off her feet,
She’d be happy with a troll, who doesn't always have to cheat.
Yeah, that princess walked to the bar, dropped a hundred down,
Shouting, "Buy a round for the peasants, THERE'S A NEW QUEEN IN TOWN."
Yeah, the castle’s burning down, but she’s doing just fine
Now she's writing her happily ever after, one shot at a time!
(One shot at a time)

The local crowd of barflies turned to watch the royalty
A room full of ogres, trolls, and local peasantry
The jukebox started playing a familiar country song
About a girl who fell in love, and had been cheated on, for far too long.
No, She don't need a golden palace or a polished silver spoon
Just a double shot of whiskey underneath a Neon moon.

She’s not looking for a white knight to sweep her off her feet,
She’d be happy with a troll, who doesn't always have to cheat.
Yeah, that princess walked to the bar, dropped a hundred down,
Shouting, "Buy a round for the peasants, THERE'S A NEW QUEEN IN TOWN."
Yeah, the castle’s burning down, but she’s doing just fine
Now she's writing her happily ever after, one shot at a time!
(One shot at a time)

No, she don't need a golden palace, or a polished silver spoon
Just a double shot of whiskey underneath a neon moon
To wash away the heartache, and the memories so cold
As she writes a new story, starring a princess brave and bold.

She ain't looking for no white knight to sweep her off her feet
Just a simple, honest man, who doesn't lie and cheat.

Yeah, Just a simple, honest man, who doesn't lie and cheat.