https://suno.com/song/d6bbf306-7886-4a73-b83b-84132fa691c3

Verse 1:
Well I bought me a Harley and she purred like a dream,
‘Til she left me stranded out past New Orleans.
Then I met a redhead, Lord she looked like sin,
Two months later, she left with my best friend.
Chorus:
If it’s got tits or tires, it’s gonna cost you cash,
Either breakin’ your heart or drainin’ your stash.
You can’t trust chrome or curves, my friend,
They’ll both look good till the money ends.
Verse 2:
Bought me a Chevy, thought she’d treat me right,
Now she drinks more gas than I do at night.
Then I found a blonde in a honky tonk light,
And she ran me dry before daylight.
Chorus:
If it’s got tits or tires, it’s bound to wear you down,
They both look sweet but they’ll own your town.
Yeah, you can wax ‘em, love ‘em, or let ‘em go,
But they’ll still cost more than you’ll ever know.
Bridge:
Now I ain’t bitter, I just tell the truth,
About the engines and angels of my misspent youth.
Give me a six-pack, a road, and some peace of mind,
‘Cause trouble’s got headlights and a tan line.
Final Chorus:
If it’s got tits or tires, boy you better beware,
They’ll leave you broke with a thousand-yard stare.
But hell, what’s life without a little pain?
I’ll ride and love ‘em both again.
Tag line:
Yeah, if it’s got tits or tires, it’s gonna cost you money —
But damn, ain’t both so sweet, honey?

We’re all built from the same dust and dreams,
Different roads, but the same means.